Mhairi McFarlane
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Mhairi McFarlane
@mhairim.bsky.social
Writer 📚romantic comedies & 🍏📺 writers room Slow Horses Series 5 ✍🏻 Meme slag. Lover of cats. Prosecco goblin. Old Hollywood enthusiast. Don’t trust me with Google Maps & we should be fine.

https://www.mhairimcfarlane.com/
Any tips? Mine are typically underwhelming
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Is it that they’d want the gratification of definitive outcome & gratitude & clear resolution, & the world’s biggest problems are too messy & open ended? Like Geldof & Live Aids complexities of impact. basically lasting systemic change isn’t One Great Man theory of history sexy.
November 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I think you’ll find publishing got there first
November 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Great Scott!
November 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Trouble is I feel bad being a shit to the poor person having to man that phone line so I’m just firm but polite. It feels like kicking off at the receptionist in lobby to critique the CEO :(
November 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Ooh really?
November 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
You say that but was there a freeze frame, large text captions and a track by the Fontaines
October 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Gulls, directed by Guy Ritchie
October 31, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Thank you!
October 30, 2025 at 8:24 AM
October 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Thank you Laura!
October 23, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Thank you!
October 23, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Please
October 23, 2025 at 9:41 AM
If porcine gondolier isn’t in Profanisaurus then what is it for
October 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Thank you!
October 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM