Mhairi McFarlane
@mhairim.bsky.social
Writer 📚romantic comedies & 🍏📺 writers room Slow Horses Series 5 ✍🏻 Meme slag. Lover of cats. Prosecco goblin. Old Hollywood enthusiast. Don’t trust me with Google Maps & we should be fine.
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Seriously who’s doing their comms, Basil Brush
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Seriously who’s doing their comms, Basil Brush
Realising how many empowerment memes for women boil down to this
November 19, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Realising how many empowerment memes for women boil down to this
The papers keep confusing ‘rich people who don’t self identify as rich’ with ‘people of minimal resources who are being dealt unbearable & unjust taxation blows in this communist nightmare’
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The papers keep confusing ‘rich people who don’t self identify as rich’ with ‘people of minimal resources who are being dealt unbearable & unjust taxation blows in this communist nightmare’
Restaurant news: snouts are having a moment. I’m a carnivore but this stuff makes me feel like the Cleveland Torso Murderer
September 29, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Restaurant news: snouts are having a moment. I’m a carnivore but this stuff makes me feel like the Cleveland Torso Murderer
Might as well say this now
September 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Might as well say this now
Carte D’Or rum n raisin is the most ‘car keys in a bowl’ retro dessert. That or rum baba with glacé cherry
September 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Carte D’Or rum n raisin is the most ‘car keys in a bowl’ retro dessert. That or rum baba with glacé cherry
Nothing we know about Trump’s diet makes me think he’d like milky nettle pudding as a starter.
September 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Nothing we know about Trump’s diet makes me think he’d like milky nettle pudding as a starter.
An incredible legitimate concern seen in London on Saturday. (📸 @eamonn-forde.bsky.social )
September 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
An incredible legitimate concern seen in London on Saturday. (📸 @eamonn-forde.bsky.social )
Friday night dipping chocolate biscotti in a cup of Earl Grey while watching a Scandi crime on iPlayer
September 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Friday night dipping chocolate biscotti in a cup of Earl Grey while watching a Scandi crime on iPlayer
Definitely suspicious when an Air BnB property has too many photos of pink cava & 2 goblets on a television tray to bulk the album. Also do not recommend ‘view of house from POV of lurker smoking cigarettes while plotting.’ This is the artwork on the back of a Lisa Jewell thriller
September 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Definitely suspicious when an Air BnB property has too many photos of pink cava & 2 goblets on a television tray to bulk the album. Also do not recommend ‘view of house from POV of lurker smoking cigarettes while plotting.’ This is the artwork on the back of a Lisa Jewell thriller
Sometimes I think I could go vegetarian & then I see a £20 main of carrots baked in salt for Sunday lunch
September 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Sometimes I think I could go vegetarian & then I see a £20 main of carrots baked in salt for Sunday lunch
Definitely. Also done well here where they just drop you into the world & set off fast
August 31, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Definitely. Also done well here where they just drop you into the world & set off fast
Watching the last Mission Impossible & latest Superman and think cleverly done exposition may be a dying art. Whole scenes of half a dozen characters just explaining the plot to each other, brazen as you like
August 31, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Watching the last Mission Impossible & latest Superman and think cleverly done exposition may be a dying art. Whole scenes of half a dozen characters just explaining the plot to each other, brazen as you like
This felt like poor marketing as I immediately suspected it’s mainly potatoes
July 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This felt like poor marketing as I immediately suspected it’s mainly potatoes
This Mail comment reminds me of Alan Partridge saying every Labour voter should be charged with treason
July 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
This Mail comment reminds me of Alan Partridge saying every Labour voter should be charged with treason
Good evening Benidorm, can we have your votes please
June 27, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Good evening Benidorm, can we have your votes please
God this was bad. I don’t know what it is about my dogged determination to watch shite that keeps tripping me up
June 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
God this was bad. I don’t know what it is about my dogged determination to watch shite that keeps tripping me up
Get me off Pets 4 U before I forget I like going on holidays, not emptying plastic boxes of animal faeces & opening the doors to the garden
June 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Get me off Pets 4 U before I forget I like going on holidays, not emptying plastic boxes of animal faeces & opening the doors to the garden
I’ve got Covid, the kettles broken, so I’m going to pour boiled pan water over instant ramen
June 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I’ve got Covid, the kettles broken, so I’m going to pour boiled pan water over instant ramen
