Sincerest apologies to everyone on our hotel floor. People next to us on the train. Bystanders at breakfast.
I did not realize I have the LOUDEST KID IN THE WORLD.
Who is this little American and why is everyone telling me he is mine? 😵💫
Sincerest apologies to everyone on our hotel floor. People next to us on the train. Bystanders at breakfast.
I did not realize I have the LOUDEST KID IN THE WORLD.
Who is this little American and why is everyone telling me he is mine? 😵💫
Years. YEARS of saying, “no way they’re just friends!” If it walks like a duck… #911onabc #buddie
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Years. YEARS of saying, “no way they’re just friends!” If it walks like a duck… #911onabc #buddie
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If they're seizing or in a psychotic episode - you push 2 of Ativan.
One more season of Chicago Med and I'll be ready for the hippocratic oath! 🙃
If they're seizing or in a psychotic episode - you push 2 of Ativan.
One more season of Chicago Med and I'll be ready for the hippocratic oath! 🙃
#911onabc
#911onabc
6y: “Uhhhh. Not so good. Everyone is going to congratulate you.”
Me: “what?”
6y: “yeah! They’re going to say congratulations on becoming a grandma! Cause you look like a grandma!”
Why is my child roasting me?
6y: “Uhhhh. Not so good. Everyone is going to congratulate you.”
Me: “what?”
6y: “yeah! They’re going to say congratulations on becoming a grandma! Cause you look like a grandma!”
Why is my child roasting me?
Hubby: “make sure to also buy yourself musical tickets for our NYC trip!”
… that, my friends, is why we are still married almost 13 years in. 🥰
Hubby: “make sure to also buy yourself musical tickets for our NYC trip!”
… that, my friends, is why we are still married almost 13 years in. 🥰
In fact, forget I ever said anything! DON'T WATCH. I repeat: DON'T WATCH. You have been warned. #911onabc
In fact, forget I ever said anything! DON'T WATCH. I repeat: DON'T WATCH. You have been warned. #911onabc
I didn’t think I’d be emotional over a clementine
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Me: “I would hope the cats know to not go up trees.”
6y: “they don’t! How could they? There is no cat school. So they climb trees.”
Me: "err”
6y: “it’s not their fault. If there is no cat school, no one teaches them.”
Me: “I would hope the cats know to not go up trees.”
6y: “they don’t! How could they? There is no cat school. So they climb trees.”
Me: "err”
6y: “it’s not their fault. If there is no cat school, no one teaches them.”
Optifye says it’s building software to help factory owners know who is and isn't working in “real-time” thanks to AI-powered security cameras.
Read more here: tcrn.ch/3DjG0VH
Optifye says it’s building software to help factory owners know who is and isn't working in “real-time” thanks to AI-powered security cameras.
Read more here: tcrn.ch/3DjG0VH
We saw these people on the HIGHWAY. 😵💫 Why u wanna die bro? #911tv #oaklandbridge
We saw these people on the HIGHWAY. 😵💫 Why u wanna die bro? #911tv #oaklandbridge
6yo: "We learned about this in school! It's ok mama, you have pink skin! You can sit ANYWHERE in the bus! You can even sit in the front! You don't have to sit in the back!
I let his teacher know the Rosa Parks lesson didn't quite land as intended....
6yo: "We learned about this in school! It's ok mama, you have pink skin! You can sit ANYWHERE in the bus! You can even sit in the front! You don't have to sit in the back!
I let his teacher know the Rosa Parks lesson didn't quite land as intended....