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Martin Greenaway
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Hate genocide. Believe in the long-dead concepts of shame and accountability. Your weirdest aunts/uncles shouldn't run countries.
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I honestly could and should have done this ages ago.
A screenshot of a web page. The page is titled "Resign your Labour party membership". The text of the page says "Thank you. Our membership team are checking your details and will be back in touch shortly. We aim to get back to you within 7 working days."
November 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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Some rose tinted spectacles on Amazon for £4.95, with free delivery tomorrow. A bargain.
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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Historic tweet from @ProBirdRights: "I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?"
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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A little bit of pain never hurt anyone
Soap and Bacon from the film Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
November 4, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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This one is just sooo instructive
Above an image with "Home Improvement" on it, poster says: "Gonna fix that horrifying gap in the loft trap door that upsets me to look at I think" Then as an afterthought, replies to themself saying "In a fear of heights sense, not a property value sense", lest we get the wrong impression that they were too much of a materialistic capitalist.
November 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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... but it might work for us
November 1, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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If you see this, post a vampire.
Michael Howard MP holding a particularly nasty looking knife, presumably from when he was Home Secretary
October 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Because, I mean, it's fine to argue "yeeeeeuuuuu don't wanna do it like that" but it does come with an implicit "yeeeuuu wanna do it like this" to complete the statement.
Harry Enfield in a flat cap and spectacles
October 30, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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Andy Parsons
October 29, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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Nationwide advert where A N Y Bank assumed they'd won the award - "You literally said "blimp me""
October 24, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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"But it might work for us" meme with the people labelled "Reform in Kent" and "Reform in West Northants"
October 22, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Honestly the worst thing about this AWS thing isn't the failure, it's realising how many of AWS's primary commercial competitor's services are using AWS.
Downdetector charts showing outage spikes for Microsoft 365, Azure, Teams, Outlook, Copilot and also some volatility on Microsoft Entra during the AWS DynamoDB DNS snafu.
October 20, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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This is great - but also, what's the alternative? Microsoft Azure? Lol.
Downdetector charts showing Microsoft 365, Azure, Copilot, Entra, Teams and Outlook all having outage spikes during the AWS failure.
October 20, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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MICROSOFT AZURE MARKETING TEAM: Hoo boy, AWS are having a tough day! A real opportunity for us!

MICROSOFT TECH TEAMS: .......

DOWNDETECTOR:
Downdetector chart showing an outage spike on Microsoft 365 during the AWS DynamoDB DNS problems
October 20, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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OK but also
Down detector chart showing Microsoft 365 outage spike that matches all the other services impacted by AWS.
October 20, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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#DNS #AWS #AWSOutage
Two astronauts are looking at earth. The one at the front says "So you're saying it was all because of DNS?" and the one behind, pointing a gun, says "Always has been"
October 20, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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October 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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I'm not sure the cormorants are the problem
A giant net 30 metres long full of fish is hauled into a factory trawler, and spills out it's catch for processing.
October 15, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Behold - the "whoosh" parrot.
October 13, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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Peter Griffin from Family Guy being compared against a skin colour chart showing colours that are labelled OK and Not OK
October 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Homer Simpson is distracted at the Nuclear Power station, behind him everything is on fire. The caption is "this is fine".
October 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Harry Enfield's "Tory Boy" character, standing staring weirdly into the middle distance as if he's thinking of Margaret, with a Union Jack behind him
October 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Gordon Brown was right and him having to make that grovelling apology was when the consensus all started to unravel.
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech.
October 1, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Me reading this
Andy Burnham looking at someone's phone Andy Burnham turning away in disgust/disappointment
September 25, 2025 at 7:41 AM