michael 🙅🏻♂️ goldsmith
@mgoldsm.bsky.social
what about us brain dead slobs? he/him
cross posting bc fuck it
July 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
cross posting bc fuck it
if i send this to you it means i’m a toddler with a sense of humor
May 26, 2025 at 12:05 PM
if i send this to you it means i’m a toddler with a sense of humor
natural born puddle sipper
May 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
natural born puddle sipper
tell me your toddler woke up before you woke up and was playing with your phone while you slept without telling me your toddler woke up before you woke up and was playing with your phone while you slept
May 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
tell me your toddler woke up before you woke up and was playing with your phone while you slept without telling me your toddler woke up before you woke up and was playing with your phone while you slept
holy shit dawg kkr can we talk do you fw half baked millennial autofiction
May 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
holy shit dawg kkr can we talk do you fw half baked millennial autofiction
me calibrating the specific amount of weed to consume before this party that will bolster my “fuck it spirit” and not trigger ego death
May 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
me calibrating the specific amount of weed to consume before this party that will bolster my “fuck it spirit” and not trigger ego death
roll up on the airbnb pull out if you’re looking for an ass kicking
May 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
roll up on the airbnb pull out if you’re looking for an ass kicking
[with frustration] call me whitaker the way i’m losing my patience
May 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
[with frustration] call me whitaker the way i’m losing my patience
blessed @spencerruchti.bsky.social w da hookup
May 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
blessed @spencerruchti.bsky.social w da hookup
they’re running
May 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
they’re running
more bleak entries from our airbnb library
May 13, 2025 at 11:07 AM
more bleak entries from our airbnb library
luv my beautiful family
May 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
luv my beautiful family
reader i give this one six stars out of five @somers.bsky.social
May 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
reader i give this one six stars out of five @somers.bsky.social
a room of one’s own (woolf, 1929)
May 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
a room of one’s own (woolf, 1929)
james gang lfggggg
May 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
james gang lfggggg
@colsonwhitehead.com, novelist (and noted couch enjoyer) www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
May 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
@colsonwhitehead.com, novelist (and noted couch enjoyer) www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
bring your lyle to work day
April 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
bring your lyle to work day
you’re goddamn right percival everett is one of the hundred most influential people in the world time.com/collections/...
April 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
you’re goddamn right percival everett is one of the hundred most influential people in the world time.com/collections/...
it’s easy to forget that trump is conditioned to experience material reality through a reality tv show lens hence the 90 day fiancée timeline for maximum dramatic impact
April 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
it’s easy to forget that trump is conditioned to experience material reality through a reality tv show lens hence the 90 day fiancée timeline for maximum dramatic impact
help settle a debate does claudey’s ootd make him look like a member of the soprano crew or a character from a cheever story
April 6, 2025 at 12:29 PM
help settle a debate does claudey’s ootd make him look like a member of the soprano crew or a character from a cheever story
toque summer let’s make this happen
April 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
toque summer let’s make this happen
it’s the year 1950 … your wife asks at the breakfast table you if you know why eminem sampled dido in stan … you impotently shrug … fortunately for you it’s actually the year 2025
April 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM
it’s the year 1950 … your wife asks at the breakfast table you if you know why eminem sampled dido in stan … you impotently shrug … fortunately for you it’s actually the year 2025
the bar for wellness these days is incredibly low
March 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
the bar for wellness these days is incredibly low