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michael 🙅🏻‍♂️ goldsmith
@mgoldsm.bsky.social
what about us brain dead slobs? he/him
this is my spite song
knew i was right song
September 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
a chip off the old otle
July 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
caving to my baser instincts (tasting cicada exoskeleton)
July 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
cross posting bc fuck it
July 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
there’s no rule that says you can’t eat a big bowl of seasoned breadcrumbs like they’re italian granola
June 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
happy father’s day a vote for zohran is a vote for families!!
June 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
[making small talk] so what’s your favorite genre of chip
June 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
man i sure bet it would piss off donald trump if someone donated five millions dollars to zohran right now all but ensuring he’s the next mayor of nyc man i sure bet that would get him hopping mad
June 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
salò pg-13 cut gonna rip
I'm sure there're smart uses for AI in e.g. f/x, but this is a truly bleak view of cinema. Not even pretending there is anything like an artistic vision. Just change the entire tone, style, and content of a movie in "three hours" and pump the pablum to the public... www.vulture.com/article/gene...
June 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
every space is a flex space when i’m occupying it 💪🏻
June 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
scolding my toddler for dumping out every toy he owns before 7am this morning and he hit my ass with “making a mess is kid culture”
June 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
May 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
if i send this to you it means i’m a toddler with a sense of humor
May 26, 2025 at 12:05 PM
“The work of political organizing is not so different from the work of managing a research lab.”

the great @danielmalinsky.bsky.social on activist scientists www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Now is the time for scientists to stand up against Trump’s repressive agenda | Daniel Malinsky
The administration is attacking research, health and the environment. We might seem unlikely activists – but we have a duty to dissent
www.theguardian.com
May 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
natural born puddle sipper
May 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
seems like a mistake that scone isn’t an abbreviation for snow cone
May 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
pitchfork 1906 awarding “you’re a grand old flag” best new music
May 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Reposted by michael 🙅🏻‍♂️ goldsmith
1 in 5 trans adults are insured through Medicaid - and this is what happens when they can’t use that coverage for gender-affirming care

19thnews.org/2025/02/red-...
May 22, 2025 at 12:08 PM
footlocker is a good name for a shoe store because at the end of the day what is a sneaker if not a locker for your foot
May 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
people who wash their hands with warm water are too coddled
May 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
tell me your toddler woke up before you woke up and was playing with your phone while you slept without telling me your toddler woke up before you woke up and was playing with your phone while you slept
May 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
people who press the door close button on elevators need to relax
May 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
[weird al frog-ovic] livin la vida croak-a … when a problem comes along, you must ribbit
May 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
i’m the cormac mccarthy guy of staring at my phone a lot
May 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
enormous tupperware containers with threatening auras
May 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM