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Malcolm Furnass
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I’ll keep this brief.
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Totally misleading headline.
December 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Punctuation advice about when to use a dash can be confusing and even contradictory. As a general rule of thumb, though, the en-dash and the em-dash can be used any time of the year, but the Santa dash is best restricted to December.
December 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Diagnostics or Diganostics? That is the question.
December 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
If Coleman handles roofing, does Roofman deliver coal?
December 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
From this week’s Beano.

Script: Nigel Auchterlounie.
Art: Shannon Gallant.
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 AM
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
If we get rid of police and crime commissioners, who’ll be in charge of the Bat Signal?
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
October 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
October 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
September 26, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Happy Batman Day.
September 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
September 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Mandy is waving goodbye.
September 11, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Facebook Memories has just reminded me of a comic I wrote in 1984.
September 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Is anyone taken in by that leaping tall buildings in a single bound business? I mean, come on, the guy can fly! Definitely an unfair advantage in the leaping-tall-buildings stakes...
September 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
For draining rice, pasta or vegetables 365.25 days a year... this Julian colander.
August 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
And this, on Twitter the morning after Trump was voted in (the first time).
August 28, 2025 at 12:33 PM
From this week’s Beano.
August 28, 2025 at 10:28 AM
August 16, 2025 at 7:46 AM
August 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
As the questions were obviously vetted beforehand, none of the callers got a chance to ask: Will you do the fandango?
May 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
May 9, 2025 at 9:59 AM