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Malcolm Furnass
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I’ll keep this brief.
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 10:06 AM
“Be yourself.”
— Eric Arthur Blair
December 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Totally misleading headline.
December 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Punctuation advice about when to use a dash can be confusing and even contradictory. As a general rule of thumb, though, the en-dash and the em-dash can be used any time of the year, but the Santa dash is best restricted to December.
December 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
“Wars don’t determine who’s right, only who’s left.”
— Gregory Benford
December 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Diagnostics or Diganostics? That is the question.
December 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
If Coleman handles roofing, does Roofman deliver coal?
December 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Those people who aren’t into comics and science fiction… what do they find to talk about all day?
December 1, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Must brush up on my classic rock for the pub quiz challenge. We're into the vinyl next week.
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 AM
From this week’s Beano.

Script: Nigel Auchterlounie.
Art: Shannon Gallant.
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
"Sadly, I never said anything worth quoting."
-- Zeppo Marx
November 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 AM
It was a typing error on my part, I know that. But, really, when I was making enquires about patios, how could that building contractor seriously think I was asking his advice on Creole dialects of Jamaica?
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Looking for an indiscriminate quality control procedure for your packaging production line? Our new automated system ticks all the boxes.
November 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
If we get rid of police and crime commissioners, who’ll be in charge of the Bat Signal?
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
October 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I can never remember... before shaking it all about, is it your right foot you put in first or your left?
October 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
October 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
September 26, 2025 at 11:05 AM
“I think therefore I yam what I yam.”
— Descartes the sailor man.
September 25, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Happy Batman Day.
September 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
"Does man have free will? I'll ask the wife."
-- Jean-Paul Sartre
September 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM