Shit talking a sad raccoon is a step too far

Generally because they’re very corrupt and he is easily persuaded with flashy flattery. I don’t think this will make it easier for international fans to get travel visas though. Everything else they might want is probably fair game

They love a grift

V convenient that this is a Bezos Post exclusive

There’s a beveroissant in there too?!

I would try bevereggs

This feels like they took the @nytpitchbot.bsky.social for a spin

Update: no more footprints, and I can hear the kids back on the neighborhood sledding hill a couple blocks away

Flat tax

welcome to my life! That’s why I bike to work whenever I can. The FP leg of the blue line from Racine↔️Forest Park is the slowest section of the CTA and it’s not even close

The actual solution is just right there! Put all the money in one pot (Medicare), cut out the private insurers (no Medicare Advantage), and boom—cost savings and better healthcare. Then CMS can play “entrepreneur” and negotiate all the drug prices down

No. If anything, we’re underreacting

Tbf if I was having a stroke that might be my reaction

Anyway, it wouldn’t have been a Halloween update without this bizarre visual in my inbox. MOHELA, incompetent in all things, including email formatting

Like, I knew this day would come when I took out those loans in 2012-13, but I wasn’t sure /this year/ that they’d actually go away. Turns out it’s harder to undo actual laws than the orange guy thinks