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This is me except I'm real lmao
’m Elise, 35. I’m a trans woman who likes building crossword puzzles, not just solving them. I enjoy playing with clues, patterns, and words that fit just right. #trans #transgender #femboy #transwoman #transgirl #crossdresser #translesbian
December 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is me except I'm real lmao
Coaching the baby so his first words are "go birds dickhead"
December 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Coaching the baby so his first words are "go birds dickhead"
Jumpscared by the baby, he's so quiet in the bassinet that I forgot he was there for a minute
December 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Jumpscared by the baby, he's so quiet in the bassinet that I forgot he was there for a minute
Early shift needs to pack up and get the fuck out of here so I can take pictures of my ass on my desk
December 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Early shift needs to pack up and get the fuck out of here so I can take pictures of my ass on my desk
I've only ever lived in commonwealth states (3/4)
December 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I've only ever lived in commonwealth states (3/4)
Just realized the 3 year waitlist for FFS in my insurance network means I'm gonna be recovering from major surgery with a toddler in the house and he WILL be terrified
December 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Just realized the 3 year waitlist for FFS in my insurance network means I'm gonna be recovering from major surgery with a toddler in the house and he WILL be terrified
What level of delusion is it to outsource ur tarot readings to chatgpt?
December 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
What level of delusion is it to outsource ur tarot readings to chatgpt?
Reposted by Milf E 🏳️⚧️
I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
Going Dunning-Kruger in the pussy
December 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Going Dunning-Kruger in the pussy
My actual job title is Lovable Fuckup they put it on my business cards and everything
December 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
My actual job title is Lovable Fuckup they put it on my business cards and everything
I've been getting up at 5AM bc that's when the baby gets up and I lowkey get it now. You get a few hours to chill, make coffee, putz around before the day really starts
December 7, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I've been getting up at 5AM bc that's when the baby gets up and I lowkey get it now. You get a few hours to chill, make coffee, putz around before the day really starts
RIP frank gehry, another genius dead before his time
December 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
RIP frank gehry, another genius dead before his time
Need to get tied up and/or smacked around ASAP
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Need to get tied up and/or smacked around ASAP
Day 2: closed for snow so once again home with the baby lol
Did make a snowman tho which was nice
Did make a snowman tho which was nice
Baby started daycare today, thank fucking god
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Day 2: closed for snow so once again home with the baby lol
Did make a snowman tho which was nice
Did make a snowman tho which was nice
It's crazy how watching a single baby video on ig means you get fed a torrent of right wing parenting shit almost immediately
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It's crazy how watching a single baby video on ig means you get fed a torrent of right wing parenting shit almost immediately
Baby started daycare today, thank fucking god
December 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Baby started daycare today, thank fucking god
I will support any politician who calls for the mass arrest and imprisonment of the Philadelphia Eagles coaching stuff
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I will support any politician who calls for the mass arrest and imprisonment of the Philadelphia Eagles coaching stuff
Sorry the momposting will continue until I have something else going on
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Sorry the momposting will continue until I have something else going on
There's so much stuff that no one tells you about having kids, like that it's really hard
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
There's so much stuff that no one tells you about having kids, like that it's really hard
I had godzilla claw slippers when I was 3 years old and I've been chasing that high ever since
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I had godzilla claw slippers when I was 3 years old and I've been chasing that high ever since
I'm literally in the 350s fuck my stupid tranny life
the japanese luck calendar is out, how lucky is your 2026 based on your birthday? 👀
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I'm literally in the 350s fuck my stupid tranny life