Mark Fortgang
@mfgang.bsky.social
Producer/Director/Editor of corporate & branding films. I also like the NY Mets & NY Giants… oh, and golf… and bourbon.
www.markfortgang.com
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It’s like her father’s genes weren’t even trying. 😮😂
December 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
It’s like her father’s genes weren’t even trying. 😮😂
NGL, I looked it up. 😂
December 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
NGL, I looked it up. 😂
The hoops these asslickers are willing to jump through for that addle-brained fool are insane.
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The hoops these asslickers are willing to jump through for that addle-brained fool are insane.
Nobody went to CitiField to see Diaz. 🤷♂️
December 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Nobody went to CitiField to see Diaz. 🤷♂️
For what? Diaz was always infuriating. Every save opportunity was an adventure. He just happened to work himself out most of the jams he got himself into this season, as opposed to 2024, when he didn’t. Good riddance. I look forward to him finally giving up those 9th inning bombs for someone else.
December 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
For what? Diaz was always infuriating. Every save opportunity was an adventure. He just happened to work himself out most of the jams he got himself into this season, as opposed to 2024, when he didn’t. Good riddance. I look forward to him finally giving up those 9th inning bombs for someone else.
Huh, who would've thought the religious fanatic who claimed to not have a bank account would be a colossal failure. 🤷♂️
December 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Huh, who would've thought the religious fanatic who claimed to not have a bank account would be a colossal failure. 🤷♂️
"You can't fire me, I quit!" 😂
a man with a beard is saying bye felicia
ALT: a man with a beard is saying bye felicia
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
"You can't fire me, I quit!" 😂
According to Trump it’s Biden’s fault, so… 🤷♂️
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
According to Trump it’s Biden’s fault, so… 🤷♂️
First time they’ve ever been funny though. 🤷♂️😂
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
First time they’ve ever been funny though. 🤷♂️😂
Next he’s going to say it’s the Cowboy’s year.
November 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Next he’s going to say it’s the Cowboy’s year.
He's so fucking dense he has no idea he literally just refuted everything he and Whiskey Pete have been bleating about.
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
He's so fucking dense he has no idea he literally just refuted everything he and Whiskey Pete have been bleating about.
Curtis Sliwa energy. 🙄
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Curtis Sliwa energy. 🙄
Clearly he meant “one day.” 😂
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Clearly he meant “one day.” 😂
Turkey prices are down because there’s no bird flu epidemic like there was last year.
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Turkey prices are down because there’s no bird flu epidemic like there was last year.
So, he’s confirming that he’s giving unconstitutional orders? So noted.
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
So, he’s confirming that he’s giving unconstitutional orders? So noted.
Oh no, I’ll have to take down my Bill Clinton flag, burn my Bill Clinton hat, tear up all my Bill Clinton shirts, and stop buying Bill Clinton steaks, NFTs, and crypto!
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Oh no, I’ll have to take down my Bill Clinton flag, burn my Bill Clinton hat, tear up all my Bill Clinton shirts, and stop buying Bill Clinton steaks, NFTs, and crypto!