Mark Fortgang
@mfgang.bsky.social
Producer/Director/Editor of corporate & branding films. I also like the NY Mets & NY Giants… oh, and golf… and bourbon.
www.markfortgang.com
www.markfortgang.com
Jaxson Dart played today like he REALLY wants the Giants to draft Fernando Mendoza. 🤦♂️
December 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Jaxson Dart played today like he REALLY wants the Giants to draft Fernando Mendoza. 🤦♂️
In my life there have been presidents I’ve aligned with, and those I did not. But never did I believe, as I do now, that the POTUS was morally bankrupt. How anyone could excuse this garbage human’s reprehensible behavior because they “like his policies” is something I will never, ever understand.
December 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
In my life there have been presidents I’ve aligned with, and those I did not. But never did I believe, as I do now, that the POTUS was morally bankrupt. How anyone could excuse this garbage human’s reprehensible behavior because they “like his policies” is something I will never, ever understand.
When the cat puking on the floor instead of the carpet is considered a highlight of your day, it may be time to reevaluate some things. 🥴😹
December 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
When the cat puking on the floor instead of the carpet is considered a highlight of your day, it may be time to reevaluate some things. 🥴😹
You’ve got to be the worst drug trafficker in history to put 11 people in a small boat. I mean, wouldn’t you want to have more room for, I don’t know, drugs?! 🤷♂️
December 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
You’ve got to be the worst drug trafficker in history to put 11 people in a small boat. I mean, wouldn’t you want to have more room for, I don’t know, drugs?! 🤷♂️
Oh no, if Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files I’ll have to take down my Bill Clinton flag, burn my Bill Clinton hat, get rid of all my Bill Clinton shirts, and not buy anymore Bill Clinton bibles, NFTs, or crypto! 🤷♂️🙄
November 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Oh no, if Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files I’ll have to take down my Bill Clinton flag, burn my Bill Clinton hat, get rid of all my Bill Clinton shirts, and not buy anymore Bill Clinton bibles, NFTs, or crypto! 🤷♂️🙄
I will have the utmost respect for the first reporter who responds to one of Trump’s juvenile insults with “F**k you, a**hole.”
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I will have the utmost respect for the first reporter who responds to one of Trump’s juvenile insults with “F**k you, a**hole.”
Mike Johnson just referred to himself as a legal scholar. 😂
November 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Mike Johnson just referred to himself as a legal scholar. 😂
From October to April in the Northeast there are 3 states of being: I feel a cold coming on, I have a cold, I’m getting over a cold. That’s it. 🤧
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
From October to April in the Northeast there are 3 states of being: I feel a cold coming on, I have a cold, I’m getting over a cold. That’s it. 🤧
I can’t figure out if I hurt my elbow playing football yesterday, or facepalming myself too hard during the Giants game. 🤷♂️🤦♂️🥴
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I can’t figure out if I hurt my elbow playing football yesterday, or facepalming myself too hard during the Giants game. 🤷♂️🤦♂️🥴
I’m going to tell people I was actually at their Halloween party, but I was dressed as The Epstein Files which is why you couldn’t see me. 🤷♂️🎃
November 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I’m going to tell people I was actually at their Halloween party, but I was dressed as The Epstein Files which is why you couldn’t see me. 🤷♂️🎃
I was going to go as Mike Johnson for Halloween this year, but I couldn’t figure out a way to remove my spine. 🤷♂️🎃
October 31, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I was going to go as Mike Johnson for Halloween this year, but I couldn’t figure out a way to remove my spine. 🤷♂️🎃
I just saw someone say they are voting for Cuomo because Mamdani is, and I quote, a nepo baby. Wondering if they know what the Tappen Zee Bridge is called now. 🤷♂️😂
October 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I just saw someone say they are voting for Cuomo because Mamdani is, and I quote, a nepo baby. Wondering if they know what the Tappen Zee Bridge is called now. 🤷♂️😂
I find myself agreeing with Marjorie Taylor Greene far more frequently than I’m comfortable with these days. 😳
October 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I find myself agreeing with Marjorie Taylor Greene far more frequently than I’m comfortable with these days. 😳
Hate to break the news to you, MAGA, but he’s sh*tting on you too. 💩
October 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Hate to break the news to you, MAGA, but he’s sh*tting on you too. 💩
very new threat, every new deployment, and every new distraction, only strengthens my belief that whatever is in those Epstein files must be very, very, VERY bad. 🤷♂️
October 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
very new threat, every new deployment, and every new distraction, only strengthens my belief that whatever is in those Epstein files must be very, very, VERY bad. 🤷♂️
I couldn’t care less who gets “blamed” for the government shutdown. The only thing I care about is if the Democrats cave I will have to pay thousands of dollars more for the health insurance I ALREADY pay thousands of dollars for. HOLD. THE. LINE!!!
October 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I couldn’t care less who gets “blamed” for the government shutdown. The only thing I care about is if the Democrats cave I will have to pay thousands of dollars more for the health insurance I ALREADY pay thousands of dollars for. HOLD. THE. LINE!!!
What if the Rapture actually DID happen but it was just that nobody on Earth was deemed worthy of ascending to heaven. 🤔
September 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
What if the Rapture actually DID happen but it was just that nobody on Earth was deemed worthy of ascending to heaven. 🤔
Can someone please explain this whole Tylenol thing in Epstein terms? 🤷♂️
September 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Can someone please explain this whole Tylenol thing in Epstein terms? 🤷♂️
This is a very educational thread. The more you know…
Due to Bluesky video limits, a lot of people haven't been able to share some of the fabulous Groyper explainer videos being passed around the internet.
So I'm splitting them up & posting the best ones here:
Please save the thread & share with others!
GROYPER EXPLAINER THREAD: 🧵👇🏼
So I'm splitting them up & posting the best ones here:
Please save the thread & share with others!
GROYPER EXPLAINER THREAD: 🧵👇🏼
September 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
This is a very educational thread. The more you know…
It was never about Charlie Kirk, because it will never be about anyone but Trump. Full stop.
September 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It was never about Charlie Kirk, because it will never be about anyone but Trump. Full stop.
The irony is, once Colbert and Kimmel are out from under the thumb of the spineless network execs, their voices will only become louder and stronger. Broadcast tv is not the biggest megaphone anymore.
September 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The irony is, once Colbert and Kimmel are out from under the thumb of the spineless network execs, their voices will only become louder and stronger. Broadcast tv is not the biggest megaphone anymore.
Oh, and anyone who does not properly mourn Robert Redford should be fired, jailed, waterboarded and forced to watch every Scott Baio straight-to-video movie on a loop!
September 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Oh, and anyone who does not properly mourn Robert Redford should be fired, jailed, waterboarded and forced to watch every Scott Baio straight-to-video movie on a loop!
I mean, they’ve gotta run out of spaghetti to throw at the walls soon, right? 🤷♂️🤦♂️
September 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I mean, they’ve gotta run out of spaghetti to throw at the walls soon, right? 🤷♂️🤦♂️
If only Jonas Salk had invented a vaccine against stupidity first…
September 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
If only Jonas Salk had invented a vaccine against stupidity first…