HHhH by Laurent Binet (for fighting Nazis) or James by Percival Everett (for fighting white supremacists)

Great answer! Which short story, specifically, would you be thinking of as you were sworn in? It would have to be “The Secret Miracle” for me.

This is John Urschel erasure and/or hate

This doesn’t count as a miss though! Maybe he didn’t want to lower his field goal percentage while he helped the Patriots cover the spread or whatever.

You live next door to a school??

I bet they’d throw five picks combined just out of spite

My theory: Trump thinks that Mamdani may be critical of him, but he wouldn’t be so nice to someone he thinks is a fascist. Therefore they must be twisting Mamdani’s words. “It doesn’t matter” if Mamdani says Trump is a fascist because no explanation would make the “lying press” to report the truth.

Have you read Balle’s sequel? It also fits the bill. And On the Calculation of Volume (Book III) comes out in only three days!

Do something about it or shut the fuck up, senator

You’re a monster

Do you think the reason your colleagues sold us out is naked bribery or something else?