Yes, we bought some from Israel but we have to wait for the next shipment run.

Please bring some of that heat to Moscow 🙏. We’re freezing our asses off.

No worries. We can afford paying their families for another month.
Then we’ll start paying in butter and potatoes.

We didn’t steal it. We kind of borrowed it a little until we can rename Russia to Putinass.

Yes, we were about to give away the whole Kursk and Belgorod area to Ukraine and Putin and all his doubles were prepared to give themself up to the International Criminal Court.
In return, we asked for three thousand ton of butter.

Ok, Josh will do. But last time Josh called Lavrov ”an old Stone Age tech idiot”.

Please do. It’s about Starlink. We can’t get it working and the f-ing support bot isn’t much of a help and won’t let us contact a real person.

Please add DM groups. All of our authorities needs this for workshops, projects and planning.
Lavrov is very frustrated over this and makes our job situation unsafe.

We think that’s the main idea of an authoritarian mafia state.

Probably a low level Putin copy. We hope.