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Ministry of Foreign Parody Affairs of Russia and official channel for parroting nonsense and news about geopolitical disasters caused by our own hands.
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Moldovan authorities continue flirting with NATO.

To avoid any conception, we have put all of our eight soldiers in Transnistria on high alert.

Meaning, if they got the message.

We haven’t heard from them in six months now.
December 18, 2024 at 9:21 PM
🛬 Russia's Foreign Minister Sergey #Lavrov will take part in the joint meeting of the Council of Foreign Ministers of the CSTO.

FM Lavrov has prepared a marathon speech using ChatGPT with the only input: “write a six hour long speech about the evil West”.
November 26, 2024 at 9:21 PM
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Former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Boris Johnson claims that a faction within the Republican Party in USA has a homoerotic admiration of President Putin.

It’s probably the Putin’s body double no. 7. they are attracted to.
November 18, 2024 at 11:05 AM
🇷🇺🇩🇪📞 President #Putin had a telephone conversation with Bundeskanzler Scholz.

But there were sound issues from Putin’s bunker amplifying echoes and Scholz had a really bad cough. Putin reiterated our script about NATO being really mean and bad.
This was new to Scholz. He promised to reprimand NATO.
November 16, 2024 at 10:00 AM
🎙 President Vladimir Putin:

💬 In the emerging #MultipollyWorld, there should only be nations and people left as losers or feeling aggrieved & humiliated.

Only then can we in Russia be treated as equals.
November 11, 2024 at 11:01 PM

MFA Russia Spokeswoman Maria #Zakharova:
- It´s unfair RT is banned by the collective West. Just because we are an authoritarian state that needs to control the information and bans all kind of medias, doesn´t mean liberal and free democracies outside Russia should ban our propaganda news outlet.
September 8, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Since 2014, Russian Forces have been conducting warfare in #Donbass, to liberate the people into military service.
The people of #Donbass and #Lugansk can now feel safe having the largest war in Europe since WW2 raging in their oblasts.
November 8, 2023 at 12:30 AM
The 🇷🇺Russian military has systems that shot down 24 planes in five days, - Defense Minister of the Russian Federation Shoigu, adding “we sincerely hope at least some of them were Ukrainian fighter jets”.
October 25, 2023 at 7:46 AM
Presidents Vladimir Putin & Lula da Silva
spoke over the phone, expressed the desire to continue closely cooperating within #BRICS and the #G20.
Next meeting will decide upon what to cooperate on, but we discussed if we by mutual force could achieve a strategic world dominance in football and chess.
October 24, 2023 at 10:52 PM
President Vladimir Putin:
If #Russia has lost the war, why #US sending the #ATACMS to Ukraine, smashing our forces and equipment into pancakes, jam, scrambled eggs and smoked bacon?
The US is turning the battlefield into an American Breakfast inferno, too much calories and no tea.
October 23, 2023 at 4:12 PM
How untrue. Anton Geraschenko is hereby declared as unfriendly to Russia.
October 21, 2023 at 7:40 PM
FM #Lavrov:
There is no proof behind the 🇺🇸US accusations of “poisoning” the #Skripals in Salisbury & Alexey #Navalny & killing #Prighozin & many other events where Russia had major interest to kill inconvenient people complaining about our great nation and President.
October 21, 2023 at 7:30 PM
💬 #Zaitsev: It became clear on October 17 that the US had secretly delivered long-range #ATACMS missiles to Ukraine.
❌ It’s unfair giving such weapons to Ukraine and will only prolong any speeches given by Lavrov.
October 20, 2023 at 9:38 PM
Russian MFA Spokeswoman Maria Zakharova:
The current crisis in Ukraine is complex. In this context we highly appreciate the Chinese side's understanding of the conflict’s true root causes.
We hope China will explain them to us at some point, because we don´t understand what we're doing in Ukraine.
October 20, 2023 at 8:49 AM
President of Russia Vladimir #Putin : We have always advocated the creation of a Palestinian state that would be independent and sovereign.
But Ukraine, Georgia, the Baltic countries and Transnistria must be annexed fully by Russia because [call Lavrov and ask why, insert answer here].
October 19, 2023 at 10:44 PM
Russia's EMERCOM to deliver 27 tonnes of humanitarian aid to the people of the Gaza, mainly food supplies: flour, sugar, and pasta from Ukraine.
The only working and flight worthy Il-76 transport in Russian Air Force is already en route to Arish in Egypt. Let's hope it holds together all the way 🙏
October 19, 2023 at 12:45 PM
OTD, President of Russia Vladimir #Putin said in his speech in China that it is in fact a war in Ukraine.
This was revealed when one of the Generals at the HQ in Belgorod went out to inspect the frontline discovering a full scale war, and called Shoigu immediately to say it didn´t look like a SMO.
October 18, 2023 at 12:19 PM
FM Sergey #Lavrov: We regard the Belt and Road Initiative project as an important project as long as China pays the lion's part of it. Especially important is the New Eurasian Land Bridge through Moscow and that the rail system can carry Putin´s armored train.
October 17, 2023 at 9:48 PM
OTD, President of Russia Vladimir #Putin & PM Viktor Orban held a meeting in Beijing.
The Russian relations with most of countries in Europe are smashed to smithereens and therefore it was really awkward when PM Orban suddenly showed up in Beijing, demanding sightseeing and vegan food for dinner.
October 17, 2023 at 1:08 PM
On October 16, FMs Sergey #Lavrov & China representatives held talks in Beijing, discussed:
Prospects for causing chaos
Whatabout Afghanistan
How to blame the US
Malfunctioning weapons from North Korea
Issues on the genocidal agenda
Military winter socks and foot warts
October 17, 2023 at 11:11 AM