"I must use the bathroom" I think to myself
My cat: "Not without my supervision"
Bro acts like he's retail management stg
My cat: "Not without my supervision"
Bro acts like he's retail management stg
January 10, 2026 at 5:04 PM
"I must use the bathroom" I think to myself
My cat: "Not without my supervision"
Bro acts like he's retail management stg
My cat: "Not without my supervision"
Bro acts like he's retail management stg
Local Fedex and UPS drivers alone on the elevator. Will they fight or kiss
January 8, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Local Fedex and UPS drivers alone on the elevator. Will they fight or kiss
In the club listening to the Code Lyoko theme song
January 8, 2026 at 7:10 PM
In the club listening to the Code Lyoko theme song
Every public bathroom has the 1 stall that's best and the others are all trash
January 8, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Every public bathroom has the 1 stall that's best and the others are all trash
Bones have a warranty of about 30 years, give or take a few. I know this because that's when my knees and spine decided to betray me.
January 8, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Bones have a warranty of about 30 years, give or take a few. I know this because that's when my knees and spine decided to betray me.
Illinois more like Grillinois *flips burger*
January 7, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Illinois more like Grillinois *flips burger*
Isekai but instead of it being some lame-ass power-fantasy and harem BS it's someone going from one fantasy universe to another and it's actually good.
January 6, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Isekai but instead of it being some lame-ass power-fantasy and harem BS it's someone going from one fantasy universe to another and it's actually good.
Imagine a cockroach with human hands at the ends of its little legs
January 5, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Imagine a cockroach with human hands at the ends of its little legs
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The human is back “working” today and said she needed suppawt so I’m an emotional-support dinosaur 🦖
#DogsOfBluesky
#DogsOfBluesky
January 5, 2026 at 3:24 PM
The human is back “working” today and said she needed suppawt so I’m an emotional-support dinosaur 🦖
#DogsOfBluesky
#DogsOfBluesky
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This is Herschel. She spent 15 minutes at the gym before deciding to switch her New Year's resolution to self acceptance. 12/10 (IG: cfsbk)
January 5, 2026 at 5:55 PM
This is Herschel. She spent 15 minutes at the gym before deciding to switch her New Year's resolution to self acceptance. 12/10 (IG: cfsbk)
The phrase "for old time's sake" invokes 40 million emotions in me and all of them lead to me in tears.
January 5, 2026 at 4:57 PM
The phrase "for old time's sake" invokes 40 million emotions in me and all of them lead to me in tears.
But not 2008?
your email will not find me, I was the hide and seek champion in 2007
January 4, 2026 at 11:19 PM
But not 2008?
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your email will not find me, I was the hide and seek champion in 2007
January 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM
your email will not find me, I was the hide and seek champion in 2007
We should domesticate cheetahs. They'd be good hunting animals I think.
January 4, 2026 at 9:03 PM
We should domesticate cheetahs. They'd be good hunting animals I think.
Fish, trees, and vegetables are all social constructs.
January 4, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Fish, trees, and vegetables are all social constructs.
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god damn it you guys you're not gonna believe this shit
Setting out to build Rome, really hoping to get this one done asap
January 3, 2026 at 5:50 AM
god damn it you guys you're not gonna believe this shit
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Setting out to build Rome, really hoping to get this one done asap
January 2, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Setting out to build Rome, really hoping to get this one done asap
Every time I look at my iTunes library I think "man I have awesome taste in music"
January 3, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Every time I look at my iTunes library I think "man I have awesome taste in music"
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A quick doodle to kick off 2026 !! HAPPY NEW YEAR Y’ALL 🎉
January 1, 2026 at 6:42 AM
A quick doodle to kick off 2026 !! HAPPY NEW YEAR Y’ALL 🎉
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Mouse status: small
December 31, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Mouse status: small
Once I get medication I will be unstoppable
December 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Once I get medication I will be unstoppable
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The Steam Deck is amazing because I can help other players defeat bosses in Dark Souls II while taking a gigantic shit.
December 29, 2025 at 12:28 PM
The Steam Deck is amazing because I can help other players defeat bosses in Dark Souls II while taking a gigantic shit.
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The Second-Order Streisand Effect is a social phenomenon where if a party makes an effort to censor information, discussion and news about the censorship paradoxically leads to an increased awareness of Barbara Streisand, a musician whom most "Zoomers" would probably have otherwise never heard of
December 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The Second-Order Streisand Effect is a social phenomenon where if a party makes an effort to censor information, discussion and news about the censorship paradoxically leads to an increased awareness of Barbara Streisand, a musician whom most "Zoomers" would probably have otherwise never heard of
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
New measurement scale:
Everything Bagel
Big Cheese
Balanced Breakfast
Small Potatoes
Nothing Burger
Everything Bagel
Big Cheese
Balanced Breakfast
Small Potatoes
Nothing Burger
December 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
New measurement scale:
Everything Bagel
Big Cheese
Balanced Breakfast
Small Potatoes
Nothing Burger
Everything Bagel
Big Cheese
Balanced Breakfast
Small Potatoes
Nothing Burger