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@mewkitsu.bsky.social
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if something happens to me, please put noobi in a good home that treats him like a little prince and love him with patience—he’s a very very affectionate shy boy with ptsd. he loves brushies and a good laser pointer :)
can’t even take a smoke break in front of my building without seeing strange men everywhere staring at me, hearing a baby nonstop crying, and some bitchass dog yapping and yapping ohhh my god i’m so annoyed
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
can’t even take a smoke break in front of my building without seeing strange men everywhere staring at me, hearing a baby nonstop crying, and some bitchass dog yapping and yapping ohhh my god i’m so annoyed
scared the shit out of card shop owners today when i opened a prismatic pack and the first one was an eevee. they thought that i got a god pack and almost jumped on me. i can still feel the sudden grip on my shoulder and the “YOOO-oh” from one of them lmfaooo
December 10, 2025 at 8:30 AM
scared the shit out of card shop owners today when i opened a prismatic pack and the first one was an eevee. they thought that i got a god pack and almost jumped on me. i can still feel the sudden grip on my shoulder and the “YOOO-oh” from one of them lmfaooo
well since he’s being talked about—did i ever tell you guys that my friends and i would ding dong ditch the game’s house when we were kids, and one time 50 cent came outside and yelled at us? lmao i’m sorry we were such little shits big dawg
December 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
well since he’s being talked about—did i ever tell you guys that my friends and i would ding dong ditch the game’s house when we were kids, and one time 50 cent came outside and yelled at us? lmao i’m sorry we were such little shits big dawg
my job keeps sending me retirement info and i don’t think they understand that i have ms, i’m not going to get to retire. i’m gonna retire out of living
December 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
my job keeps sending me retirement info and i don’t think they understand that i have ms, i’m not going to get to retire. i’m gonna retire out of living
i was trying to figure out what shade to call my new hair and my gay designer coworker came in and went, “AHHH GIRL!! I LOOOOVE YOUR NEW AUBURN HAIR!” so there was my answer
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
i was trying to figure out what shade to call my new hair and my gay designer coworker came in and went, “AHHH GIRL!! I LOOOOVE YOUR NEW AUBURN HAIR!” so there was my answer
if you come into my store and the first thing out of your mouth is “so according to ch*tgpt…” i’m not going to take you seriously for the rest of the conversation
sad thing is that this was a pr*gnant lady too…
sad thing is that this was a pr*gnant lady too…
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
if you come into my store and the first thing out of your mouth is “so according to ch*tgpt…” i’m not going to take you seriously for the rest of the conversation
sad thing is that this was a pr*gnant lady too…
sad thing is that this was a pr*gnant lady too…
why is my period either vomit-until-you-pass-out cramps or you’re-gonna-be-the-most-depressed-you’ve-been-in-years-despite-things-being-the-best-they’ve-been-since-childhood-with-a-side-of-migraine bad
please i just want to be normal and not make people worry about me or upset them with my sad
please i just want to be normal and not make people worry about me or upset them with my sad
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
why is my period either vomit-until-you-pass-out cramps or you’re-gonna-be-the-most-depressed-you’ve-been-in-years-despite-things-being-the-best-they’ve-been-since-childhood-with-a-side-of-migraine bad
please i just want to be normal and not make people worry about me or upset them with my sad
please i just want to be normal and not make people worry about me or upset them with my sad
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gonna start wearing a rubber band to pavlov myself with every time i forget that i need to learn to speak an immense less amount
November 20, 2025 at 7:57 AM
gonna start wearing a rubber band to pavlov myself with every time i forget that i need to learn to speak an immense less amount
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Every single day of 2025
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Every single day of 2025
the sands of time cometh for me on thursday (tomorrow)
the sands of time cometh for me on wednesday
the sands of time cometh for me on monday
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
the sands of time cometh for me on thursday (tomorrow)
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seasonal depression ran me over with a monster truck
November 4, 2025 at 10:00 AM
seasonal depression ran me over with a monster truck
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oh FUCK YEAH it’s LIE DOWN TIME
November 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
oh FUCK YEAH it’s LIE DOWN TIME
birthday month starts now and i drained this tub in .5 seconds after a strawberry clvodka lemonade bc i need it to deal w/my family
November 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
birthday month starts now and i drained this tub in .5 seconds after a strawberry clvodka lemonade bc i need it to deal w/my family
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“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
i’m gonna cry dawg
Animal Crossing x Legend of Zelda is coming in the next AC update!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I REPEAT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I REPEAT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
October 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
i’m gonna cry dawg
CASUAL ANIMAL CROSSING UPDATE DROP THURSDAY MORNING LFGGGG
October 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
CASUAL ANIMAL CROSSING UPDATE DROP THURSDAY MORNING LFGGGG
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This should be a thing EVERYWHERE!
October 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
This should be a thing EVERYWHERE!
don’t do this to me nintendo
The music of The Legend of #Zelda: Breath of the Wild is coming to vinyl!
A 2LP set with 34 tracks and an 8LP box set with 130 tracks can be preordered now. They will be available for retail in 2026 in both black vinyl and Limited Edition color vinyl.
zeldauniverse.net/2025/10/29/n...
A 2LP set with 34 tracks and an 8LP box set with 130 tracks can be preordered now. They will be available for retail in 2026 in both black vinyl and Limited Edition color vinyl.
zeldauniverse.net/2025/10/29/n...
October 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
don’t do this to me nintendo
you ever be having a DAY and here come apple services with their fuckass $9.99 charge
October 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
you ever be having a DAY and here come apple services with their fuckass $9.99 charge