Amelinda Bérubé
@metuiteme.bsky.social
Writer, editor, terrifying bog witch, werewolf of productivity 💀🍁 Ottawa dweller w prairie roots and maritime daydreams. she/her
Three spooky YA books on shelves now!
Latest: THE ONES WHO COME BACK HUNGRY
Rep: Jacqui Lipton + Lane Heymont @ Tobias
Three spooky YA books on shelves now!
Latest: THE ONES WHO COME BACK HUNGRY
Rep: Jacqui Lipton + Lane Heymont @ Tobias
I sincerely meant to go to bed earlier, but then this happened
December 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I sincerely meant to go to bed earlier, but then this happened
Majestic Loup dog in the night time
December 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Majestic Loup dog in the night time
I've been following the helpful example of other authors and tracking my writing income over the years that I have had such a thing (in Canadian $$)
and man, what a stupid graph this makes, look at this nonsense
there is no progress, only random feast or famine
and man, what a stupid graph this makes, look at this nonsense
there is no progress, only random feast or famine
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I've been following the helpful example of other authors and tracking my writing income over the years that I have had such a thing (in Canadian $$)
and man, what a stupid graph this makes, look at this nonsense
there is no progress, only random feast or famine
and man, what a stupid graph this makes, look at this nonsense
there is no progress, only random feast or famine
Screeeeeeeeeming and kicking my feet bc LOOK at the glorious author portrait @heymonsterboy.bsky.social made for my Enchanting Alter Ego what writes romantasy!! 💃💃💃
Going to have all kinds of fun setting this persona up with some social medias in the new year 😎
Going to have all kinds of fun setting this persona up with some social medias in the new year 😎
December 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Screeeeeeeeeming and kicking my feet bc LOOK at the glorious author portrait @heymonsterboy.bsky.social made for my Enchanting Alter Ego what writes romantasy!! 💃💃💃
Going to have all kinds of fun setting this persona up with some social medias in the new year 😎
Going to have all kinds of fun setting this persona up with some social medias in the new year 😎
HEE look what my sister got me, it's a puzzle advent calendar???? whereby each little box contains a chunk of a big puzzle? EXCUSE ME this is BRILLIANT
December 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
HEE look what my sister got me, it's a puzzle advent calendar???? whereby each little box contains a chunk of a big puzzle? EXCUSE ME this is BRILLIANT
Now that it's getting snowy out there, allow me to invite you to check out my wintery vampire book!
Dropping the historical (i.e. gross and scary) version of the monster in the modern world and remixing w grief and assorted toxic relationships 🔥
Links to follow!
Dropping the historical (i.e. gross and scary) version of the monster in the modern world and remixing w grief and assorted toxic relationships 🔥
Links to follow!
December 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Now that it's getting snowy out there, allow me to invite you to check out my wintery vampire book!
Dropping the historical (i.e. gross and scary) version of the monster in the modern world and remixing w grief and assorted toxic relationships 🔥
Links to follow!
Dropping the historical (i.e. gross and scary) version of the monster in the modern world and remixing w grief and assorted toxic relationships 🔥
Links to follow!
🎶A spoonful of sugar, that is all it takes
It changes bread and water into tea and cakes🎶
It changes bread and water into tea and cakes🎶
December 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
🎶A spoonful of sugar, that is all it takes
It changes bread and water into tea and cakes🎶
It changes bread and water into tea and cakes🎶
Ugh. I feel you. Why is this industry such a nonsensical trash heap.
December 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Ugh. I feel you. Why is this industry such a nonsensical trash heap.
The Always Reliable Polly Weather Gauge says it's snowing
November 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The Always Reliable Polly Weather Gauge says it's snowing
The problem with being unable to resist snapping up cool art on social media is that my walls are FINITE
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The problem with being unable to resist snapping up cool art on social media is that my walls are FINITE
Either that or...
which is appropriate today in the US too, really
which is appropriate today in the US too, really
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Either that or...
which is appropriate today in the US too, really
which is appropriate today in the US too, really
WHY HELLO, I have a few of those 💀 Ghosts and monsters for your delectation and delight, get em wherever you buy your books, especially your local indie ❤️
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
WHY HELLO, I have a few of those 💀 Ghosts and monsters for your delectation and delight, get em wherever you buy your books, especially your local indie ❤️
I *loved* Glass Onion, it was exactly the skewering of Elon Musk et al I needed
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I *loved* Glass Onion, it was exactly the skewering of Elon Musk et al I needed
Heeeee am thinking an author portrait for the Enchanting Alter Ego would basically be a Baba Yaga / Auntie Romantasy take on this pose 😎
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Heeeee am thinking an author portrait for the Enchanting Alter Ego would basically be a Baba Yaga / Auntie Romantasy take on this pose 😎
Quick morning tarot for the rest of the year!
I think this is about the romantasy project, since there's definitely big knight of wands CHAAAAAARRRRRGE energy going on there right now (wee 🧵)
I think this is about the romantasy project, since there's definitely big knight of wands CHAAAAAARRRRRGE energy going on there right now (wee 🧵)
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Quick morning tarot for the rest of the year!
I think this is about the romantasy project, since there's definitely big knight of wands CHAAAAAARRRRRGE energy going on there right now (wee 🧵)
I think this is about the romantasy project, since there's definitely big knight of wands CHAAAAAARRRRRGE energy going on there right now (wee 🧵)
Can confirm! And the resulting tumbleweeds of hair!
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Can confirm! And the resulting tumbleweeds of hair!
He just got up and LOOK WHAT HAPPENED, WHAT IS THIS, A CONSPIRACY
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
He just got up and LOOK WHAT HAPPENED, WHAT IS THIS, A CONSPIRACY
I sincerely meant to do more stuff tonight but you see
(or more accurately: butt, you see)
(or more accurately: butt, you see)
November 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I sincerely meant to do more stuff tonight but you see
(or more accurately: butt, you see)
(or more accurately: butt, you see)
I usually make myself not write on the weekend but I seem to be...on a bit of a roll?? 61K = slightly ahead, hell yeah 🤘🤘🤘
November 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I usually make myself not write on the weekend but I seem to be...on a bit of a roll?? 61K = slightly ahead, hell yeah 🤘🤘🤘
Morning sun coming DIRECTLY into the project room which is both glorious and...uh...
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Morning sun coming DIRECTLY into the project room which is both glorious and...uh...
Me: ExCUSE me Mr. Doggo Butt I need to do some more typing tonight
Visiting Doggo Butt:
Visiting Doggo Butt:
November 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Me: ExCUSE me Mr. Doggo Butt I need to do some more typing tonight
Visiting Doggo Butt:
Visiting Doggo Butt:
I must have crossed some sort of BSky engagement threshold these past couple days bc all of a sudden I am getting
a) a ton of bot follows
and
b) chef-kiss artisanal nonsense replies like the below
a) a ton of bot follows
and
b) chef-kiss artisanal nonsense replies like the below
November 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I must have crossed some sort of BSky engagement threshold these past couple days bc all of a sudden I am getting
a) a ton of bot follows
and
b) chef-kiss artisanal nonsense replies like the below
a) a ton of bot follows
and
b) chef-kiss artisanal nonsense replies like the below
Furthermore this is the shirt I'm wearing today because MOTHERFUCKERS you can just TRY to pry this cup of stars from my cold, dead hands, I will not relinquish it but I will sure as shit bite you for your trouble and turn every last one of you into zombies
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Furthermore this is the shirt I'm wearing today because MOTHERFUCKERS you can just TRY to pry this cup of stars from my cold, dead hands, I will not relinquish it but I will sure as shit bite you for your trouble and turn every last one of you into zombies
Update: plans for movement thoroughly defeated
and of course now I have to pee 😩
and of course now I have to pee 😩
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Update: plans for movement thoroughly defeated
and of course now I have to pee 😩
and of course now I have to pee 😩
...the dogs would be allowed in my Medusa cave tho
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
...the dogs would be allowed in my Medusa cave tho