Mette is not really here anymore
@mettiina.bsky.social
A vaguely humanoid, ambiguously artistic, debatably humorous entity from the periphery of civilization. No longer able. Just here to fix shelves and feed the cats.
She/her ADHD LGBT+ 🏳️⚧️
She/her ADHD LGBT+ 🏳️⚧️
Something thematic for All Hallux Eve
#coproliteposting
#coproliteposting
October 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Something thematic for All Hallux Eve
#coproliteposting
#coproliteposting
My tomato plant has produced its first frog.
August 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
My tomato plant has produced its first frog.
Something something Permian bears, something something.
August 8, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Something something Permian bears, something something.
August 3, 2025 at 10:23 AM
July 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
If your name is Distortus rex, your job is to terrorize the post-apocalyptic wasteland. I don't make the rules, that's just how it is.
#coproliteposting
#coproliteposting
July 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
If your name is Distortus rex, your job is to terrorize the post-apocalyptic wasteland. I don't make the rules, that's just how it is.
#coproliteposting
#coproliteposting
I don't even know why I'm doing this.
Maybe so that I will have done it.
Maybe so that I will have done it.
July 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I don't even know why I'm doing this.
Maybe so that I will have done it.
Maybe so that I will have done it.
I made the silly mistake of assuming I could improve my old Anteosaurus model by looking up some 3D scans of skulls or good photos from different angles. Pages of entirely irrelevant AI generated garbage later it hit me that it doesn't work that way for non-archosaurian taxa. I never learn this.
June 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I made the silly mistake of assuming I could improve my old Anteosaurus model by looking up some 3D scans of skulls or good photos from different angles. Pages of entirely irrelevant AI generated garbage later it hit me that it doesn't work that way for non-archosaurian taxa. I never learn this.
June 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
news is awful
post a godzilla
post a godzilla
June 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
news is awful
post a godzilla
post a godzilla
I tried to get something #Junicorn related done this year, but the month is running out of days, and I doubt I'll have time to get much further with this. I figured I might as well just drop you this WIP just in case.
June 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I tried to get something #Junicorn related done this year, but the month is running out of days, and I doubt I'll have time to get much further with this. I figured I might as well just drop you this WIP just in case.
I honestly thought I had done more pride dinosaur art? I know I failed to finish Miragaya and Allysaurus in June 2020, but I can't even find the trans flag dinosaurs I know I posted back on the blue bird. I'll get back to this later.
#pansexual #LGBTIQ+ #PrideMonth #dinosaurs
#pansexual #LGBTIQ+ #PrideMonth #dinosaurs
June 6, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I honestly thought I had done more pride dinosaur art? I know I failed to finish Miragaya and Allysaurus in June 2020, but I can't even find the trans flag dinosaurs I know I posted back on the blue bird. I'll get back to this later.
#pansexual #LGBTIQ+ #PrideMonth #dinosaurs
#pansexual #LGBTIQ+ #PrideMonth #dinosaurs
Pride month gives me a good excuse to repost the pride dinosaurs I did... five years ago? Has it been five years?!
#lesbian #LGBTIQ+ #PrideMonth #dinosaurs
#lesbian #LGBTIQ+ #PrideMonth #dinosaurs
June 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Pride month gives me a good excuse to repost the pride dinosaurs I did... five years ago? Has it been five years?!
#lesbian #LGBTIQ+ #PrideMonth #dinosaurs
#lesbian #LGBTIQ+ #PrideMonth #dinosaurs
I finished watching Andor, so now it's time for another edition of Star Wars, But It's Canines.
June 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I finished watching Andor, so now it's time for another edition of Star Wars, But It's Canines.
Hera: Zeus, what did you do this time?
May 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hera: Zeus, what did you do this time?
They do call him that. #coproliteposting
May 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
They do call him that. #coproliteposting
Slurpasaur is a term for a modern reptile, usually a lizard or a crocodilian, with some latex prosthetics like a fin, frill or horns glued on and then presented as a dinosaur. In the 50s this was a common way to put dinosaurs into a movie with no stop-motion effect budget.
May 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Slurpasaur is a term for a modern reptile, usually a lizard or a crocodilian, with some latex prosthetics like a fin, frill or horns glued on and then presented as a dinosaur. In the 50s this was a common way to put dinosaurs into a movie with no stop-motion effect budget.
The mighty Die-now-saurus
I designed this archosaurian critter for RPG use and intentionally made it similar to 1950s slurpasaurs, yet somehow it came out more convincing of a fake dinosaur than those things from Monster Manual III.
#DnD #Dinosaurs
I designed this archosaurian critter for RPG use and intentionally made it similar to 1950s slurpasaurs, yet somehow it came out more convincing of a fake dinosaur than those things from Monster Manual III.
#DnD #Dinosaurs
May 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The mighty Die-now-saurus
I designed this archosaurian critter for RPG use and intentionally made it similar to 1950s slurpasaurs, yet somehow it came out more convincing of a fake dinosaur than those things from Monster Manual III.
#DnD #Dinosaurs
I designed this archosaurian critter for RPG use and intentionally made it similar to 1950s slurpasaurs, yet somehow it came out more convincing of a fake dinosaur than those things from Monster Manual III.
#DnD #Dinosaurs
There is a time and a place for gardening. The Cretaceous isn't one of them. #coproliteposting
May 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
There is a time and a place for gardening. The Cretaceous isn't one of them. #coproliteposting
It feels weird having to try approximating the shape of my nose based on old photographs and pictures of people whose nose looks more or less familiar or similar.
May 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It feels weird having to try approximating the shape of my nose based on old photographs and pictures of people whose nose looks more or less familiar or similar.
It's a fairly sizable bone of the skull projecting downwards and back* in the region where the back of the mouth and jaw muscles would be, roughly below the eye sockets.
(*at least in archosaurs with strong bite forces like tyrannosaurs and crocodilians.)
(*at least in archosaurs with strong bite forces like tyrannosaurs and crocodilians.)
May 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
It's a fairly sizable bone of the skull projecting downwards and back* in the region where the back of the mouth and jaw muscles would be, roughly below the eye sockets.
(*at least in archosaurs with strong bite forces like tyrannosaurs and crocodilians.)
(*at least in archosaurs with strong bite forces like tyrannosaurs and crocodilians.)
May 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
We also have another old tradition of helping Sweden win.
You may think it's strange to carry another country's water, but hosting the Eurovision once almost bankrupted YLE. We can't afford to risk that again! So remember to support Finland by voting our boys representing Sweden.
You may think it's strange to carry another country's water, but hosting the Eurovision once almost bankrupted YLE. We can't afford to risk that again! So remember to support Finland by voting our boys representing Sweden.
May 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
We also have another old tradition of helping Sweden win.
You may think it's strange to carry another country's water, but hosting the Eurovision once almost bankrupted YLE. We can't afford to risk that again! So remember to support Finland by voting our boys representing Sweden.
You may think it's strange to carry another country's water, but hosting the Eurovision once almost bankrupted YLE. We can't afford to risk that again! So remember to support Finland by voting our boys representing Sweden.
In Finland we have this strange tradition of sending ordinary average looking Finns dressed in plain everyday clothes to perform in the Eurovision Song Contest. It seems to work pretty well for the most part though, so no complaints.
May 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
In Finland we have this strange tradition of sending ordinary average looking Finns dressed in plain everyday clothes to perform in the Eurovision Song Contest. It seems to work pretty well for the most part though, so no complaints.