Or, assuming the answer is: "We have 'superior' software on our UI, just spend 4-12 months learning how to do anything", I guess I can try to revert back to an offline existence. I was born into a life without computers and Internet, I still remember it's possible.

This is how folkloric stories get started.

I like to think of the Cenozoic as the Triassic for mammals.

Who dis?

I used to tell myself there had to be some way out of this, but each year bring me closer to accepting that it is only a comforting lie. There is no happy end to this. It will only get slowly but certainly worse as time goes on. Each passing day a punisment for being alive.

Okay, no jokes, seriously what is that? Ultron?

I'm hardly the most representative example of a median European, so your mileage may vary. Finns and Sámi have a lot of ancient Siberian genes, plus we apparently have some traits from Neanderthals not found in most populations, so we're probably more suited for a glacial period than a hothouse.