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Scott in Chicago
Andy Samburg cameo motherfucker.
December 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Thankful for absinthe.
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Thankful for majestic wire fox terriers.
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My 25th is this week. I’d go but Benny the Jet Urquidez might try to kill me.
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Dude is a billionaire. Although not big on his fellow oligarchs
November 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
He fights cops.
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Batman is antifa.
November 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The worse people sometimes have good graphic design
October 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
A ☠️ tattoo is cool. You have to watch out though.
October 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I was out of town and stopped by a very awesome and big protest in Holland, MI.
October 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
October 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
October 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
They were old people's sunglasses.

You can buy them in the Dallas airport. Yeah, and you put them over normal sunglasses.
October 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Rabbits run wild in Chicago.
October 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Please tell the King Gizzard kid in your life about Minami Deutch
September 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Antifa for life
September 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The El caught fire in my alley while we were finishing dinner.
September 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
September 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Fish comma barrel. Lincoln Sq. Dad feeling seen
September 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Potato
September 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Vamos Azul.
August 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Little know verse
August 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
My LinkedIn is a hellscape.
August 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Please alert Chris Hansen.
August 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM