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Scott in Chicago
Andy Samburg cameo motherfucker.
December 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Magnus Carlson high af
Realistic vs. Chess 🐴
December 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Disappointed that the Michigan offense wasn’t more moved by Sherrone Moore’s halftime speech to “go out and win one for Tom Stoppard.”
November 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Go Blue. Beat Ohio.
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Thanksgiving is the Midwest emo of holidays. I will not be taking questions.
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Thankful for absinthe.
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Thankful for majestic wire fox terriers.
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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my family raised me to believe that Yoda is Slovak. and that the Empire represents the Czech Republic
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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session IPAs strewn across the battlefield. westernwear shirts torn snap from snap
You gotta go pick up your uncle, yeah he mixed up his medicines and went crazy yelling about Uncle Tupelo songs again
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My 25th is this week. I’d go but Benny the Jet Urquidez might try to kill me.
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Scott Simpson opened the live Bullseye in Santa Cruz with hearty reassurance for these trying times. You can watch the full show now! Okay thank you very much see you later bye bye: buff.ly/1uksrMi
November 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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A fire broke out at a pavilion inside the COP30 global climate summit in Belém, Brazil, on Thursday. It is the latest in a series of mishaps for the annual conference this year. nyti.ms/43Iej2X
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Happy 60th birthday Mike D with the master plan 🥳
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This is great news but also absolutely insane.
400 people who were arrested by ICE in Chicago will be released Friday, but the federal government's "risk" list remains murky. blockclubchi.co/4ra1VCK
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Is there just a running list of Trump’s impeachable crimes? I feel bad for whoever is updating that
November 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Bummed to see the Grinch rented out for Walmart ads. Kinda missed the point of that story
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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The 🇺🇸 American pre-Code 
musical black comedy film "DUCK SOUP" directed by Leo McCarey and starring the Marx Brothers (Groucho, Harpo, Chico and Zeppo in his final film appearance) was released in the U.S. #OnThisDay in 1933

🎬 Paramount Pictures
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Lonesome Crowded West, I can hear the heart beating as one and perfect from now on
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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ive decided to put all my money on “decade-long gas leak”
Seriously, what is wrong with these people?
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Díaz, a US citizen, told agents they could check his ID and Social Security card that he’s carried in his wallet since hearing about immigration raids in LA earlier this year. After about five minutes, he said an agent put the cards back in his wallet and threw it on the ground and walked away.
Latino US citizens racially profiled by federal immigration agents in Chicago: ‘I felt like a piece of trash’
The Tribune spoke to U.S. citizens and green card holders who have either been questioned or detained during Trump’s Operation Midway Blitz.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
One story of over 600 in our city.
How an ICE Arrest Rocked One Chicago Daycare
Diana Santillana Galeano was handcuffed in the parking lot of the Rayito de Sol school last week in front of children and their parents.
www.thecut.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Get our city's name out of your fucking mouth.
Bovino: "Whether they were criminals or individuals that were taking jobs from Americans -- you name it, that's what they were doing. And I'll tell you what's gonna happen. We're gonna go even harder on the streets. If he releases those 650, we're gonna apprehend 1,650 on the streets of Chicago."
November 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM