metroid-crime.bsky.social
@metroid-crime.bsky.social
occasional cosplayer
yeah okay metroid prime 4 absolutely fuckin RIPS
December 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
alright which dev at @doublefine.com is the Shrek fan
November 3, 2025 at 6:31 AM
hey uhhhh whats going on with PAX badge mailout this year? in all my years at PAX it has never been this late for passes to still be getting mailed out or in transit
September 22, 2025 at 9:18 AM
METROID KART DECEMBER 4 LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOO
September 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
unironically loving Virtual Boy coming to switch online, I’ve always wanted to play the shitty waterworld game
September 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
literally the only thing keeping me going right now is getting half my arm tattooed next week bc surely the pain of getting tattooed at 30 will make me feel alive
August 25, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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we stand for the flag in this house
August 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
every time my PT asks what my fitness goals are I have to find a way to phrase “look like a jojo character” that will be understood by a normal person
August 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
$15 for a complete existential crisis???
June 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
every PSP repair I do comes with a free rant about Sony making PSP repairs harder than they ever needed to be
June 11, 2025 at 6:06 AM
huffing Jak and Daxter hopium for tomorrow’s State of Play harder than Charlie Kelly does glue
June 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
why do stratas attract the world worst people
May 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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God bless the people at your airport who collect train timetables as a hobby because you know they're clocking the 10 minutes international to domestic transit time you've accidentally booked for yourself at LAX and are rebooking you something saner on the spot at check in.
May 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Peta Credlin must be having an aneurysm right now
May 3, 2025 at 11:05 AM
HAHAHAHA EAT SHIT DUTTON
May 3, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I hope my dogs know how much I love them
April 10, 2025 at 7:37 AM
700AUD for Switch 2 oof thanks Nintendo for the motivation to write my top up scholarship application I guess
April 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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charging people for a 'welcome to the console!' bit of fluff software is a real boner move but very nintendo. never change lads
April 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
can now confirm mainlining cold and flu meds to stay awake for the direct was 100% in fact worth it
April 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
biblically accurate Termina moon
April 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Professor Layton is back from the dead this gives me hope
April 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
audio is now massively delayed this is genuinely hilarious
April 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
HAHAHAHA STREAM FROZE
April 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
ok wheres our prime 2 and 3 remaster
April 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
prime 4 edition console PLEASE daddy nintendo
April 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM