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Me-TRICK-OR-TREAT-ula
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Entertainer, horticulturist, musician, bird person, clown, atheist, Lady Three Names of the Neon-Haired Harpies, member of band The Salacious Crumbles (she/her)
metricula.com for MUSIC and OPINIONS
Raleigh, NC
DANI ORTHAC LIVES
I just threw up in my mouth
November 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
So excited to go to my first class of this songwriting workshop in Carrboro! It’s hosted by GrrrlBands NC, an org that focuses on classes/music lessons and bands for adult women and non-binary folk.

www.grrrlbands.org
November 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Not kidding:
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November 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
October 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
(Her daughter wanted to be Nezuko for Halloween)
October 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Virginia Giuffre’s memoir also includes a sweet anecdote about her daughter explaining Nezuko from Demon Slayer to her mother (that Nezuko was a good demon and warrior, etc)
October 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
My closet cosplay of Emily from Stardew Valley turned out great! Can’t wait for Symphony of Seasons tonight!
October 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Remember that the gathering place for the Raleigh No Kings protest tomorrow is on Capital Blvd near Triangle Town Center, NOT downtown.

Please share!

From the N&O, hear are some times and locations in pic and alt text:
October 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Just read @josie.zone’s EXCELLENT biography/reporting RINGMASTER about Vince McMahon and his re-making of the professional wrestling industry and it’s so conversational, biting, well-documented and so clearly lovingly written as someone who grew up during that 90s neokayfabe zeitgeist
October 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
TITS OUT FOR KENNY ROGERS
October 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It’s recycle day so I cut a hole in the cardboard box that’s gonna go out and dumped a bunch of catnip inside
October 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Without downloading anything, where are you at mentally right now?
October 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Hey! Who wants to take this songwriting workshop for women/non-binary folk in Carrboro this winter?

www.grrrlbands.org/product-page...
September 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Reeci is a SLEEPER. So warm, so soft
September 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
September 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Once again I had to give Reeci her own decoy book so I can read without her laying on my book
September 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I caramelized a few onions to freeze into 2-Tbs portions; I hope they reheat well!

I’m using the Souper Cubes trays but freezing is freezing, lol. About four larger-end-of-medium onions yielded about 1.25 cups finished
September 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Lol amazing. This one swoops in to call me a clown (even though I’m literally a clown in my profile pic) and then has a hissy about not engaging in discourse 🤣
September 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
September 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
It’s this magnetic polish!!
September 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I’m reading Owls of The Eastern Ice: A Quest to Find and Save the World’s Largest Owl by ornithologist Jonathan Slaught and it’s one of the most riveting things I’ve ever read.

It covers about five years of fieldwork for a fish owl telemetry project in remote Russian riparian forests
September 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Was just thinking about how in the 90s Ginger Spice was called “the fat one”
September 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It’s rainy today so Juniper is refusing to get out of her pink princess bed
September 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Absolutely obsessed with this beautiful magnetic polish from Mooncat. Color is “404: Soul Not Found”
September 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM