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Metty
@metonymy.bsky.social
Epitome of milquetoast. I make drugs for a living and collect hobbies for fun!

I am usually found @Metonymy in most places
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Sketch, then finished piece for
@metonymy.bsky.social
<3 A Mustang!

#furry #furryart #hoofer #mustanghorse
September 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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random MUTUAL AID MATCH: match my $5 or more and i'll doodle u a silly Paint doodle of your character. get in my dms to do it. we take care of us!!!!!!
September 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Once this goes live I will once again be here assuming it has the same mute features and timeline features tweetbot did and ivory does. Miss and love you all! 💕
March 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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more users are joining
and the hog grows longer
November 21, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Getting to know my daughter better in the past 6 months has been the absolute delight of a lifetime, I’m so thankful and lucky. Here’s to a lifetime of fun and growth! 🥂
November 22, 2024 at 3:11 AM
6 months ago a nice nurse plopped a mewling wet stranger on my chest who promptly peed on me. I was so relieved she wasn’t kicking my internal organs any more.
November 22, 2024 at 3:10 AM
One of the VPs at my company has discovered custom reacts on teams and is now responding to everyone exclusively with blobfish reacts
November 20, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Cw non vegetarian food

I am deeply annoyed by the anti seed oil people but I am slightly grateful their dollars in the market make it easier for me to purchase my preferred types of fat for cooking popcorn
November 19, 2024 at 5:02 AM
I know Tapbots is not super interested but I desperately want them to integrate bsky support into Ivory because I really am not meshing well with how the bsky app works. The timeline scrolling is miserable and I always feel like I am missing something and I don’t want that!
November 15, 2024 at 4:39 PM
I am learning two processes at work that are both using entirely novel technologies to me and I can feel my brain overheating in real time
November 13, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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the cat caught a fish
November 12, 2024 at 1:15 PM
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Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism.

We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive
November 12, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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"Tuesday." Conan's voice was the ominous susurration of flint on steel. "Too devilishly close to Monday to be considered truly wholesome." He rose heavily, preparing himself for whatever horrors the day might bring.

Sonja rolled over, her snores startling the crows from the nearby balcony.
November 12, 2024 at 12:00 PM
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Speaking about making art accessible, I've picked up a lot of new followers so please be aware I have a standing policy of giving free ebooks to anyone in financial distress.

If you're in a hard place, choose a book from my back catalog and email me.

#book #books #sff
kbspangler.com/books/
November 12, 2024 at 1:58 PM
I really want to eat something very specifically how I make it but I do not want to make it right now.
November 12, 2024 at 8:56 PM
My work announced unlimited PTO and I instantly activated to bug HR about mandatory minimum PTO amounts
November 11, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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Some people missed the internet by several centuries. It is our duty to honour them by sharing their lil guys, while also making lil guys of our own.
November 10, 2024 at 9:42 PM
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The pigeon spikes will NOT stop a majestic creature like this
November 11, 2024 at 8:18 AM
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"Monday again, by Crom," growled the bleary-eyed barbarian as he struggled to free himself from the serpentlike embrace of his sleeping furs. "Tis but one weapon potent enough to slay this most degenerate of days," he continued, staggering towards the kitchen.

"Coffee."
November 11, 2024 at 12:00 PM
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The ship was the pride of the American side coming back from some mill in Wisconsin. As the big freighters go, it was bigger than most, with a crew and good captain well seasoned. Concluding some terms with a couple of steel firms, when they left fully loaded for Cleveland, and later that night when
November 11, 2024 at 5:11 AM
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Hi everybody! I'm Mike - I run Paper Realms, a labor of love to bring papercraft terrain and props to your TTRPGs. Start with just a little, or build an awful lot. There's no wrong way to play.

Everyone is welcome in the Paper Realms!

Website: paperrealms.com
DriveThruRPG: tinyurl.com/35tfy4se
November 8, 2024 at 7:54 PM
“Savannah cats aren’t lap cats and don’t often cuddle with their owners”
November 9, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Hard day but least snuggly cat is snuggle
November 9, 2024 at 3:27 AM
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Another hot tip for saving money:

You can refill your Micron (or similar) pens when they dry up. There are several YouTube videos, but basically pop the end off, shake out the sponge-tube, drip whatever ink you like into the sponge slowly until it's wet through, then re-assemble. Voila! Like new!
October 24, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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"the most important thing in these dark times is to express all that is dear to your human soul and keep making art with all of your heart" I say to myself as I see a young creator spray painting a cock and balls onto the bus stop
November 7, 2024 at 10:45 PM