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Jason / Method One
@method1.bsky.social
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Oakland, CA based drum & bass producer/DJ and synthesizer collector, with releases on Dispatch, Commercial Suicide, 31, Auxiliary, Modern Conveniences, Okbron and more.
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*sigh* Chuck Schumer, everybody…again. And again. And again.
The “this is fine” meme, except the dog has reading glasses and says “I’m Chuck Schumer”
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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I guess I have another reason to post this:
The “this is fine” meme, except the dog has reading glasses and is saying “I’m Chuck Schumer”
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Say hi to Mark aka Marcus Barkus / Marky Mark / Bubba / Bubs / Buddy / BoBo / Boops / Boopie / John Jacob Boopenheimer Schmidt
Mark the grey pitbull, lounging on some freshly mown grass
November 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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The “This is Fine” dog in a room full of fire, now with reading glasses and saying “I’m Chuck Schumer”
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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I finally saw my first “create your AI girlfriend” ad on YouTube. It’s as gross and off-putting as you can imagine, and about as subtle as a brick to the face.
November 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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ARE YOU READY FOR SOME BLOODCLOT JUNGLE TECHNO?
DJ Taktix “The VIP” clear vinyl record on a turntable.
November 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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I’m digitizing old jungle records today. The best part is finding the records where one side is lovingly worn from many plays, while the other side is pristine because…fuck that song, that’s why.

(Not this record, though. It rules.)
A Technics turntable playing the 1994 record “Salute the King” by King of the Jungle
November 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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this Panda Express fortune sounds like something Donald Trump wrote in Epstein’s birthday book
Panda Express fortune that reads “There will always be delightful mysteries in your life”
October 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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I loved visiting jamaica, and I wish safety to all the lovely people I met there.

This is one of my favorite photos I’ve ever taken with a phone camera, shot on the seven mile beach in Negril
A yellow boat sitting on the sands in Negril, Jamaica. A sign nearby says “Please do not sit on boat”
October 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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This dog looks like it should be posing on the hood of a car in a Whitesnake video
A dog with a very 1980s mane peers out of a car window
October 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Going to be so fun when “dating” is just having two computers pretend to talk to one another.

Maybe someone will make $15 in Amazon sales though, so that’s something
October 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Uh…why does the camera look like it’s smiling
October 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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I made the mistake of posting this to Threads, and…
Someone thinks that me calling Grandmas “Antifa SuperSoldiers” is a legitimate critique
October 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Like I said…beware the Antifa Grandmas!

#nokings #oakland
A ton of No Kings protesters in Oakland, walking by a sign that says “Senior Citizen Facility”
October 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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I’m at the Oakland #nokings and I didn’t realize how many grandmothers were actually Antifa SuperSoldiers
October 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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"Yo! MTV Raps" logo, repurposed for the No Kings rallies

I didn't put a ton of time into this...but I'm glad I got the idea out of my head and I hope to print it out for tomorrow.
Parody of the "YO! MTV Raps" logo, which reads "NO! USA Kings"
October 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Maybe not the most obscure, but 8 year old me is VERY impressed
October 17, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Current setup
A room full of synthesizers and other gear
October 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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So jealous of this dog right now
Mark — a grey pitbull — is snoozing on the sofa instead of being on the grindset
October 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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If I’m destined to receive spam emails, let them be the kind that are so incompetent that they become funny

Like this one about student loan debt that quickly descends into madness:
all Europe trembling on the edge of earthquake, and tugging like mad at the shoelaces And, by the way, poor man Now, if it had been you, guvnor, that had <div/ ><div/><div/> <div/><div/><div/><div/> <div/><div/><div/> <br/><p/><p/><p/><br/><p/> <div/><div/> <div/><div/><div/><div/><div/> <div/ > <div/><div/><div/><div/>
October 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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San Francisco drum & bass crew — I'm playing this Sunday at Stamina, opening up for Seattle's Homemade Weapons

F8 / 1192 Folsom St
Sunday October 12 / 10pm-2am
Free Admission / 21+
October 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Happy #BandcampFriday everyone!

My new “City of Ghosts” EP is out now on the Modern Conveniences label. If you dig atmospheric drum & bass/jungle, check it out!

modernconveniences.bandcamp.com/album/city-o...
Artwork for the Method One “City of Ghosts” EP, out now on Modern Conveniences
October 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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My "City of Ghosts" EP drops next Friday on Modern Conveniences. Here's a sneak peek at "Bokeh" — it's a synth-drenched atmospheric drum & bass tune that has been in my sets for a while, and I'm thrilled to finally see it released

Pre-Order: modernconveniences.bandcamp.com/album/city-o...
September 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Mark the Pitbull knows that sunlight through window blinds makes for a dramatic photo.

So dramatic he immediately fell asleep moments later.
Mark — a grey Pitbull — lies on a bath mat while rays of sun filter through a window blind
September 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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The “This is Fine” dog, now wearing reading glasses and saying “I’m Chuck Schumer”
September 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM