Natasha Ranken
metalkatt.bsky.social
Natasha Ranken
@metalkatt.bsky.social
Boring. Likes to read and crochet, among other things. Sinophile. History nerd.
Uhoh. Everyone beware. I don't know which one it will be. XD
September 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Cloud djinn says "You want a potion bottle? Go that way."
August 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Evidence of how much water I pulled out via cup. Most of it got poured under the car to run down the asphalt. I couldn't swivel enough to keep holding it out and away.

Now, at least, I am dry and not about to pass out from heat exhaustion while all my clothes get washed.
July 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Had a wild lapin right outside the door this morning. Anymore, it feels like bunnies are warning me that the day's going to be nuts. I'm hoping that since it's the first of the month, this touzi is a lucky one.
July 1, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Saw this panel in a Sims story, and I felt @soniasulaiman.bsky.social and @kagesatsuki.com nodding along with me:
June 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Eeee! My @ryetoast.bsky.social Marq plush arrived! He even has little loaf beans!!
June 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Thanks to a tight sleep mask and my sleeping on my stomach, I now have an afterimage in my left eye that doesn't want to go away. It's been there since Saturday, and it makes it very hard to focus as it's right near the center of my vision. I drew what it looks like:
May 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
May 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I need this on a hand fan to deploy when someone asks me to overreach:
February 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Actual photographic evidence of teeth breaking from it:
February 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
As does his Loki. ^_^
January 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Noah's Bean thanks you all so much!
January 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Just realised that I could photograph the pen collection while I'm at work.
January 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Based on something I thought of for C.A.R.E Rescue Texas:

My friend made this sign for me so I could point to it at work. I've actually had to hold it up to a co-worker today because she keeps trying to do the equivalent of going into the enclosures while the cats are not locked up.
January 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Imma eat your Vestal so she can't heal you! Fear my darkness! Raaaaaawr!!

--Shambler plushie
January 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
December 24, 2024 at 10:40 PM