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Looks like a comfortable way to sleep. Goofy dog.
February 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Trump Regales Jackson Mahomes With Tales Of His Old Groping Days theonion.com/trump-r...
February 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Andy Reid Removes Bald Cap for National Anthem
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February 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Eagles Fan Starts Tailgating At 9 A.M. For Custody Hearing
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February 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Trump Consults Legal Team to Figure Out Hush Money Payments After Fucking Nation

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Trump Consults Legal Team to Figure Out Hush Money Payments After Fucking Nation
President Donald Trump met with his team of lawyers to discuss potential hush money payments to 335 million citizens after another round of fucking America raw.
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February 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Harvard Lab Makes Breakthrough Discovery of First Attractive Polyamorous Couple

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Harvard Lab Makes Breakthrough Discovery of First Attractive Polyamorous Couple
Harvard scientists studying modern American relationship dynamics made a breakthrough discovery by identifying the first conventionally attractive polyamorous couple.
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January 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM