Jay Royston
metajayroyston.bsky.social
Jay Royston
@metajayroyston.bsky.social
General observationaler and author of Midland Mutiny, Enter A Fistful of Marijuana, Stoner Unincorporated. Teacherish, General observationaler, repeating things.
October 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
So far my summer of #writing has been a summer of #painting 300 boards this color for the $$$.

So how's my summer?
Brown. Very Brown.
July 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Annual Spring weiner roast before the fire dept shows up because one of my neighbours complains I'm enjoying one of nature's small pleasures.
March 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Genius.
March 17, 2025 at 9:43 AM
They're running out of names for cars...
February 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
In honor of hockey's #4Nations and the #NHL I googled my homage-esque #DrewDoughty book re The #2014Olympics and AI mixed me up with another famous hockey player who had a rough go of it in the seventies, what with being deported to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him...

a.co/d/dbZHyua
February 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The joys of parenting an autistic 11 year old is finding random notes like these around while I'm cleaning up.

#parenting #autism #timetraveltheories
February 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
My 11 year old and I watched Chernobyl and not only has he started planning a nuclear apocalypse themed birthday party, he built his own cardboard dosimeter.
#autisticparentsunderstand #autism #Chernobyl
February 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Fun read about a boy who goes to survival camp to 'toughen up'. As a teacher, I really empathized with the camp leader a few times.
#books #yafiction #humor
January 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
This was hilarious. U got me.
I'm currently (not) reading The Thought Gang by Tibor Fischer. Better get back to it.
January 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
The best way to avoid writing is by reading. The worst way is social media. That said, what you reading?
January 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
To paraphrase my 6 year old: everything is amazing if you look at it the right way.
Road trip to yyc.
January 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
3/5 fav memes.
January 14, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Perspectives can change your world.
January 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Stupid light in my eyes...
#Kalamakalake
January 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
#serenitynow

Fortunately you can't hear the 12 kids behind me.
January 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
January 9, 2025 at 5:42 AM
1/5 of my favorite memes...
#memelife #therapy #writing
January 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM