Jay Royston
@metajayroyston.bsky.social
General observationaler and author of Midland Mutiny, Enter A Fistful of Marijuana, Stoner Unincorporated. Teacherish, General observationaler, repeating things.
My book consultant wants me to use reviews that i've received which i feel are AI spam.
I'm conflicted, as the robots aren't wrong. It's a humorous, satirical, whimsical book of short stories about a nuclear apocalypse. But is it right?
#Karmageddon
I'm conflicted, as the robots aren't wrong. It's a humorous, satirical, whimsical book of short stories about a nuclear apocalypse. But is it right?
#Karmageddon
December 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
My book consultant wants me to use reviews that i've received which i feel are AI spam.
I'm conflicted, as the robots aren't wrong. It's a humorous, satirical, whimsical book of short stories about a nuclear apocalypse. But is it right?
#Karmageddon
I'm conflicted, as the robots aren't wrong. It's a humorous, satirical, whimsical book of short stories about a nuclear apocalypse. But is it right?
#Karmageddon
This world needs more fireworks.
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Symphony of Sulfur
Another 'When Did I Write This?" Mystery
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October 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
This world needs more fireworks.
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This world needs more presidents.
#shortstories #Karmageddon #books #writers #satire
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#shortstories #Karmageddon #books #writers #satire
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October 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
This world needs more presidents.
#shortstories #Karmageddon #books #writers #satire
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#shortstories #Karmageddon #books #writers #satire
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The Mapmakers
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The Mapmakers
A 'When-Did-I-Write-This' Mystery. #Karmageddon
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September 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The Mapmakers
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At first, the assassin was turned in by his father, a local right wing Utah sheriff and this kid followed a farther right groyper. Now, the BBC is regurgitating a narrative that he was turned in by his transgender lover, was a gamer and into furries. Seriously?
No wonder mass media is dying. Ffs
No wonder mass media is dying. Ffs
September 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
At first, the assassin was turned in by his father, a local right wing Utah sheriff and this kid followed a farther right groyper. Now, the BBC is regurgitating a narrative that he was turned in by his transgender lover, was a gamer and into furries. Seriously?
No wonder mass media is dying. Ffs
No wonder mass media is dying. Ffs
Anyone else want to subscribe to another writer on Substack? Occasional pictures of my feet included. Enjoy!
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Air Today, Still Here Tomorrow
A 'When-Did-I-Write-This?' Mystery
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September 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Anyone else want to subscribe to another writer on Substack? Occasional pictures of my feet included. Enjoy!
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Reposted by Jay Royston
Some of the complaints we've received are a little hippo critical, which is a shame because she's very sensitive.
September 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Some of the complaints we've received are a little hippo critical, which is a shame because she's very sensitive.
I'm digging into the vault and finding some oldies but goodies.
#Karmageddon #EaFoM #retroarticles #cultmovies
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#Karmageddon #EaFoM #retroarticles #cultmovies
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A Review of Business Insider Does Cult Films Review
Or Stay Out of My Wheelhouse, Business Insider circa (2016)
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September 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I'm digging into the vault and finding some oldies but goodies.
#Karmageddon #EaFoM #retroarticles #cultmovies
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#Karmageddon #EaFoM #retroarticles #cultmovies
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Head on over to my substack for a 'When Did I Write This?' mystery featuring a few old friends of mine. Thanks!
#Karmageddon #authors #shortstories #1990s #badwriting #superheroes #docmartens #ministry
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#Karmageddon #authors #shortstories #1990s #badwriting #superheroes #docmartens #ministry
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Just Another Superhero Night At The Club
by jay royston
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August 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Head on over to my substack for a 'When Did I Write This?' mystery featuring a few old friends of mine. Thanks!
#Karmageddon #authors #shortstories #1990s #badwriting #superheroes #docmartens #ministry
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#Karmageddon #authors #shortstories #1990s #badwriting #superheroes #docmartens #ministry
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August 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Just Another Bank Robbery
A Letter to the Underemployed by jay royston
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August 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Jay Royston (@metajayroyston)
A five minute excerpt from Karmageddon, which didn’t make the final cut…
Become a Karmafarian by subcribing. Win future prizes.
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August 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
A link with a link to a five minute read of a deleted excerpt from my upcoming #Karmageddon reissue. Join the Karmafarian army and enjoy.
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I'm exploring substack and apparently promoting others is a thing. I'm okay with this as this guy is incredibly original and who else has two F's to begin their name...
Author Jasper Fforde’s Substack
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Author Jasper Fforde’s Substack
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Writings and jottings from Jasperland - comedy, satire, film crew stories, reviews, movies, writing and almost anything I can think of... Click to read Author Jasper Fforde’s Substack, a Substack publ...
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August 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I'm exploring substack and apparently promoting others is a thing. I'm okay with this as this guy is incredibly original and who else has two F's to begin their name...
Author Jasper Fforde’s Substack
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Author Jasper Fforde’s Substack
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I'm learning to substack, which is like blogging but with an option to have people pay me...
#writing #Karmageddon #authors #books #Canadiancult #indieauthors #fatherhood #queryletters #podcasts #jayroyston #whynot #amidoingthisright
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#writing #Karmageddon #authors #books #Canadiancult #indieauthors #fatherhood #queryletters #podcasts #jayroyston #whynot #amidoingthisright
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On query letters, podcasts and fatherhood
or 'Build an Audience they say'
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August 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I'm learning to substack, which is like blogging but with an option to have people pay me...
#writing #Karmageddon #authors #books #Canadiancult #indieauthors #fatherhood #queryletters #podcasts #jayroyston #whynot #amidoingthisright
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#writing #Karmageddon #authors #books #Canadiancult #indieauthors #fatherhood #queryletters #podcasts #jayroyston #whynot #amidoingthisright
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It's not a Ponzi scheme until I don't get my money back.
August 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
It's not a Ponzi scheme until I don't get my money back.
Birthday Confessions #27
I don't know who Sidney Sweeny is and at this point I think it's too late to ask...
I don't know who Sidney Sweeny is and at this point I think it's too late to ask...
August 2, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Birthday Confessions #27
I don't know who Sidney Sweeny is and at this point I think it's too late to ask...
I don't know who Sidney Sweeny is and at this point I think it's too late to ask...
At least there is Only 3.5 more years until all the 'uh-ohs' start happening as the next govt goes into damage control.
July 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
At least there is Only 3.5 more years until all the 'uh-ohs' start happening as the next govt goes into damage control.
I say this most mornings in the mirror (but in order of 3,2,1, 4) so I don't know why it's not good enough for tv.
Lines you must never use if you write for TV or the movies:
1. It's complicated.
2. You look like shit.
3. Look at me.
4. That's so crazy it just might work.
1. It's complicated.
2. You look like shit.
3. Look at me.
4. That's so crazy it just might work.
July 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I say this most mornings in the mirror (but in order of 3,2,1, 4) so I don't know why it's not good enough for tv.
My co-worker brought a book to read on our break and it is such a baller move.
Tomorrow we shall read books together in silence.
ftr they're reading #educated
#reading
#books
#Karmageddon
Tomorrow we shall read books together in silence.
ftr they're reading #educated
#reading
#books
#Karmageddon
July 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
My co-worker brought a book to read on our break and it is such a baller move.
Tomorrow we shall read books together in silence.
ftr they're reading #educated
#reading
#books
#Karmageddon
Tomorrow we shall read books together in silence.
ftr they're reading #educated
#reading
#books
#Karmageddon
My therapist says I find damaged people and try to fix them. I pointed out that's what he does, and now I am in need of a new therapist.
July 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
My therapist says I find damaged people and try to fix them. I pointed out that's what he does, and now I am in need of a new therapist.
#camping and #writing without the internet doesn't work if you have a Chromebook and need access to your google drive.
Had to old school it on paper.
#Karmageddon #Flies
Had to old school it on paper.
#Karmageddon #Flies
July 5, 2025 at 7:14 AM
#camping and #writing without the internet doesn't work if you have a Chromebook and need access to your google drive.
Had to old school it on paper.
#Karmageddon #Flies
Had to old school it on paper.
#Karmageddon #Flies
Leaving my big house to go #camping in a smaller house on wheels and get some work done either #writing or working on the marketing plan 4 my Yin/Yang upcoming double release of #Flies and #Karmageddon. And #fishing.
I hear i need to make a TikTok & Instagram. Any other #writers have some tips?
I hear i need to make a TikTok & Instagram. Any other #writers have some tips?
June 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM