Jay Royston
metajayroyston.bsky.social
Jay Royston
@metajayroyston.bsky.social
General observationaler and author of Midland Mutiny, Enter A Fistful of Marijuana, Stoner Unincorporated. Teacherish, General observationaler, repeating things.
My book consultant wants me to use reviews that i've received which i feel are AI spam.
I'm conflicted, as the robots aren't wrong. It's a humorous, satirical, whimsical book of short stories about a nuclear apocalypse. But is it right?

#Karmageddon
December 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
This world needs more fireworks.
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Symphony of Sulfur
Another 'When Did I Write This?" Mystery
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October 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
October 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The Mapmakers
A 'When-Did-I-Write-This' Mystery. #Karmageddon
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September 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
At first, the assassin was turned in by his father, a local right wing Utah sheriff and this kid followed a farther right groyper. Now, the BBC is regurgitating a narrative that he was turned in by his transgender lover, was a gamer and into furries. Seriously?
No wonder mass media is dying. Ffs
September 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Anyone else want to subscribe to another writer on Substack? Occasional pictures of my feet included. Enjoy!

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Air Today, Still Here Tomorrow
A 'When-Did-I-Write-This?' Mystery
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September 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Reposted by Jay Royston
Some of the complaints we've received are a little hippo critical, which is a shame because she's very sensitive.
September 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I'm digging into the vault and finding some oldies but goodies.
#Karmageddon #EaFoM #retroarticles #cultmovies

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A Review of Business Insider Does Cult Films Review
Or Stay Out of My Wheelhouse, Business Insider circa (2016)
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September 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Head on over to my substack for a 'When Did I Write This?' mystery featuring a few old friends of mine. Thanks!
#Karmageddon #authors #shortstories #1990s #badwriting #superheroes #docmartens #ministry

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Just Another Superhero Night At The Club
by jay royston
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August 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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August 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Join the Karmy.

Short stories at your leisure...

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Just Another Bank Robbery
A Letter to the Underemployed by jay royston
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August 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
A link with a link to a five minute read of a deleted excerpt from my upcoming #Karmageddon reissue. Join the Karmafarian army and enjoy.

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Jay Royston (@metajayroyston)
A five minute excerpt from Karmageddon, which didn’t make the final cut… Become a Karmafarian by subcribing. Win future prizes. https://www.wattpad.com/642949492-gaytown
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August 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I'm exploring substack and apparently promoting others is a thing. I'm okay with this as this guy is incredibly original and who else has two F's to begin their name...

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Writings and jottings from Jasperland - comedy, satire, film crew stories, reviews, movies, writing and almost anything I can think of... Click to read Author Jasper Fforde’s Substack, a Substack publ...
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August 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It's not a Ponzi scheme until I don't get my money back.
August 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Birthday Confessions #27

I don't know who Sidney Sweeny is and at this point I think it's too late to ask...
August 2, 2025 at 5:27 AM
So far my summer of #writing has been a summer of #painting 300 boards this color for the $$$.

So how's my summer?
Brown. Very Brown.
July 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
At least there is Only 3.5 more years until all the 'uh-ohs' start happening as the next govt goes into damage control.
July 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I say this most mornings in the mirror (but in order of 3,2,1, 4) so I don't know why it's not good enough for tv.
Lines you must never use if you write for TV or the movies:
1. It's complicated.
2. You look like shit.
3. Look at me.
4. That's so crazy it just might work.
July 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My co-worker brought a book to read on our break and it is such a baller move.

Tomorrow we shall read books together in silence.

ftr they're reading #educated

#reading
#books
#Karmageddon
July 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
My therapist says I find damaged people and try to fix them. I pointed out that's what he does, and now I am in need of a new therapist.
July 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
#camping and #writing without the internet doesn't work if you have a Chromebook and need access to your google drive.

Had to old school it on paper.

#Karmageddon #Flies
July 5, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Leaving my big house to go #camping in a smaller house on wheels and get some work done either #writing or working on the marketing plan 4 my Yin/Yang upcoming double release of #Flies and #Karmageddon. And #fishing.

I hear i need to make a TikTok & Instagram. Any other #writers have some tips?
June 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM