Important Christmas caroler distinction!
Thurl: A master wordsmith and godfather of the diss track.
Burl: A scurrilous, conniving smooch-thief.

Also, I’m sorry Burl, but just because you want me to have a holly jolly Christmas doesn’t mean I’ll kiss my girl on your behalf. I really resent you even making that wish known, you creep.

At least it's better than what could have been when he was worse at making sandwiches.

This is my favorite moment from the show all year.

Standing alone on stage, slightly swaying while the instrumental of ‘Kiss From a Rose’ prominently plays: “So, what else is in the news? Have you all heard about these cartoons?”