Messy Little Chaos
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November 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I am deep in the throes of a project runway rewatch. I swear this isn’t a cry for help. #bravotv #projectrunway #escapismtv
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I am deep in the throes of a project runway rewatch. I swear this isn’t a cry for help. #bravotv #projectrunway #escapismtv
May 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Here’s the thing, I hate being told to wait.
May 10, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Here’s the thing, I hate being told to wait.
If you haven’t already find the ice Massachusetts video of a mother being detained.
May 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If you haven’t already find the ice Massachusetts video of a mother being detained.
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Co-worker: “You seem so unapproachable.”
Me: “And yet, here you are.”
Me: “And yet, here you are.”
May 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Co-worker: “You seem so unapproachable.”
Me: “And yet, here you are.”
Me: “And yet, here you are.”
May 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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I go to the Kentucky Derby for the same reason I go to weddings - to pretend I care and drink like I don’t.
May 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I go to the Kentucky Derby for the same reason I go to weddings - to pretend I care and drink like I don’t.
May 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months
New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months
MONTGOMERY, AL—Following the approval by state legislators of a bill that declares every human sperm has a God-given soul, a new measure signed into law Tuesday requires women in Alabama to leave seme...
theonion.com
May 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months
May 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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FFFFs this May Day!!
✨FROLIC✨
✨FUCK✨
✨FIGHT FASCISM✨
✨FROLIC✨
✨FUCK✨
✨FIGHT FASCISM✨
May 1, 2025 at 12:41 PM
FFFFs this May Day!!
✨FROLIC✨
✨FUCK✨
✨FIGHT FASCISM✨
✨FROLIC✨
✨FUCK✨
✨FIGHT FASCISM✨
Are you a sudoku person or a crossword person? judgments will be made
April 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Are you a sudoku person or a crossword person? judgments will be made
I love toast. But it must be slathered in butter, and I must have nothing else to eat in the house.
April 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I love toast. But it must be slathered in butter, and I must have nothing else to eat in the house.
April 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
April 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Just found a beer called “grumpy wench”, and while I don’t drink that much, I’ve never felt more connected to alcohol in my life.
April 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Just found a beer called “grumpy wench”, and while I don’t drink that much, I’ve never felt more connected to alcohol in my life.
April 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
April 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
April 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
April 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
April 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Soooo these tariffs….am I right 👀
April 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Soooo these tariffs….am I right 👀