kaiser wilhelm (crying into a handkerchief): our poor brave boys... turned into mince meat by cousin nicky's dastardly machine guns... (suddenly stoic) but I shalln't spend any more time on it, for in the meantime, every three hours a landless labourer is evicted by a kulak in smolensk oblast

Okay but Katherine is kind of spitting truth here

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