mango monroe (PhD) 🇵🇸⚧️🇮🇷
@mescalinemonroe.bsky.social
one of the strongest minds on planet earth, not burdened by nuance or consequences
she, her, bitch
she, her, bitch
I’m the sole moderator of r/oliviarodrigosnark ask me anything
December 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I’m the sole moderator of r/oliviarodrigosnark ask me anything
The politically correct term is bong hit reassignment surgery
December 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The politically correct term is bong hit reassignment surgery
Anyone else spotify rapped come
December 8, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Anyone else spotify rapped come
Whenever i’m low on cash i drink a beer and put on sunglasses, this puts me in ”the zone” which allows me to steal however much i want with zero guilt or shame
December 6, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Whenever i’m low on cash i drink a beer and put on sunglasses, this puts me in ”the zone” which allows me to steal however much i want with zero guilt or shame
The moment i’m no longer able to work and create shareholder value i want to be shot like a rabid dog, afterwards you can all take turns to laugh at me!!!!!
November 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The moment i’m no longer able to work and create shareholder value i want to be shot like a rabid dog, afterwards you can all take turns to laugh at me!!!!!
Marylin, my mother
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Marylin, my mother
Wife is blasted off that pure gas and ranting about composting and sustainable agriculture practices
November 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Wife is blasted off that pure gas and ranting about composting and sustainable agriculture practices
Adolf he/they
November 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Adolf he/they
Pussy from a girl who can’t read >>>>
October 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Pussy from a girl who can’t read >>>>
You can ban me if you want to, it will only make me stronger
October 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
You can ban me if you want to, it will only make me stronger
Hey man you wanna hang out later? We’re gonna smoke synthetic weed and listen to car seat headrest deep cuts, I can explain all the new york podcast scene lore 2016-2022 to you
October 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Hey man you wanna hang out later? We’re gonna smoke synthetic weed and listen to car seat headrest deep cuts, I can explain all the new york podcast scene lore 2016-2022 to you
Are you telling me that’s where the pee comes out? I’ve been putting that in my mouth
October 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Are you telling me that’s where the pee comes out? I’ve been putting that in my mouth
These temporary problems are starting to stack up, anyone know a good permanent solution to this?
October 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
These temporary problems are starting to stack up, anyone know a good permanent solution to this?
Considering a rebrand as the nonbinary candace owens
October 12, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Considering a rebrand as the nonbinary candace owens
Many of these incel types would benefit from having a cat, or taking up fishing as a hobby
October 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Many of these incel types would benefit from having a cat, or taking up fishing as a hobby
3 cups of coffee, panic attack
October 10, 2025 at 11:02 AM
3 cups of coffee, panic attack
My roman empire is just all my mistakes and shortcomings
October 9, 2025 at 8:28 AM
My roman empire is just all my mistakes and shortcomings
Taylor Swift killed more people than john wayne gacy
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Taylor Swift killed more people than john wayne gacy
Blowing my fucking head open
October 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Blowing my fucking head open
Obama voice: im baby
October 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Obama voice: im baby
This feels like having a dog that you love very much for 20 years, and today the fucker decided to shit pure battery acid all over the kitchen floor
October 3, 2025 at 6:40 AM
This feels like having a dog that you love very much for 20 years, and today the fucker decided to shit pure battery acid all over the kitchen floor
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If the new taylor album is ass i’m going to take a school bus hostage
September 29, 2025 at 9:07 AM
If the new taylor album is ass i’m going to take a school bus hostage
My goat is washed and i’m going to kill myself
October 3, 2025 at 6:33 AM
My goat is washed and i’m going to kill myself
Even at her most misogynist and generic she can’t stop herself from being a little gay
October 3, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Even at her most misogynist and generic she can’t stop herself from being a little gay
