martini monroe (PhD) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️
@mescalinemonroe.bsky.social
one of the strongest minds on planet earth, not burdened by nuance or consequences
she, her
she, her
I’m learning the bushido method of supressing panic attacks that big pharma and modern medicine doesn’t want us to know about
February 16, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I’m learning the bushido method of supressing panic attacks that big pharma and modern medicine doesn’t want us to know about
Honestly a bit disappointed that ellen isn’t in the files
February 15, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Honestly a bit disappointed that ellen isn’t in the files
I’m the realest- fearless- dialectical materialist
February 15, 2026 at 12:15 PM
I’m the realest- fearless- dialectical materialist
Got a bad case of sunday
February 15, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Got a bad case of sunday
How do i explain to my mom that i have to change my sex so I can get the platinum chip from benny without having to pass the speech check
February 15, 2026 at 10:52 AM
How do i explain to my mom that i have to change my sex so I can get the platinum chip from benny without having to pass the speech check
5 celsius outside, wearing a sweater, under a blanket-
It’s so cold in this tent! we might uhh die, what are we going to do?
It’s so cold in this tent! we might uhh die, what are we going to do?
February 15, 2026 at 10:35 AM
5 celsius outside, wearing a sweater, under a blanket-
It’s so cold in this tent! we might uhh die, what are we going to do?
It’s so cold in this tent! we might uhh die, what are we going to do?
Coping mechanism? First of all it’s more of a contraption and second of all i use it for fun
February 14, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Coping mechanism? First of all it’s more of a contraption and second of all i use it for fun
Having withdrawals from bestie- shaking on the floor, fetal position, migraine, cold sweats
February 14, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Having withdrawals from bestie- shaking on the floor, fetal position, migraine, cold sweats
Joanne Dark and her evil twin- Fabrics
February 14, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Joanne Dark and her evil twin- Fabrics
I love cher
February 14, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I love cher
The ’classic hard rock’ your racist uncle listens to has more in common with Cher than it does with Acid Bath so maybe just call him a queer and move on. That being said lots of you modern style bisexuals would probably like guns n roses a lot
February 14, 2026 at 9:55 PM
The ’classic hard rock’ your racist uncle listens to has more in common with Cher than it does with Acid Bath so maybe just call him a queer and move on. That being said lots of you modern style bisexuals would probably like guns n roses a lot
Unshowered Cameron Winter fans have started talking about Neil Young the same way liberals start going on about Iran in the seventies whenever they get horny for blood
February 14, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Unshowered Cameron Winter fans have started talking about Neil Young the same way liberals start going on about Iran in the seventies whenever they get horny for blood
”Joy isn’t a very effective act of resistance” says woman incapable of joy
February 14, 2026 at 9:51 AM
”Joy isn’t a very effective act of resistance” says woman incapable of joy
What the fuck is female gaze? Lesbian is not a dirty word
February 14, 2026 at 9:43 AM
What the fuck is female gaze? Lesbian is not a dirty word
Some of you people might come out of bpd remission from me saying this but I have to say it nonetheless. Florence and the Machine is Mumford and Sons for girls
February 14, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Some of you people might come out of bpd remission from me saying this but I have to say it nonetheless. Florence and the Machine is Mumford and Sons for girls
That’s the girl who didn’t take a shower since succession ended
February 13, 2026 at 10:33 AM
That’s the girl who didn’t take a shower since succession ended
If you girlmode while meeting the plug you’re braver than the troops
February 10, 2026 at 8:12 PM
If you girlmode while meeting the plug you’re braver than the troops
Journaling, drinking tea, wearing a knit sweater, watching the x-files
These are the things i live, laugh, love for
These are the things i live, laugh, love for
February 8, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Journaling, drinking tea, wearing a knit sweater, watching the x-files
These are the things i live, laugh, love for
These are the things i live, laugh, love for
My colleague who calls me ’white boy’ keeps asking why i always dress like a lesbian
February 8, 2026 at 1:37 PM
My colleague who calls me ’white boy’ keeps asking why i always dress like a lesbian
That little flinch when dj x puts on nettles
February 8, 2026 at 12:09 AM
That little flinch when dj x puts on nettles
Conflict isn’t abuse, we solved this in private like adults ❤️💪
No haul in my inbox. Wack
February 6, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Conflict isn’t abuse, we solved this in private like adults ❤️💪
Stomach hurts again
Since i switched from coffee to green tea:
-migrains that i can feel in my teeth and down my spine
-suicidal ideation
-cold sweats
However my stomach no longer hurts
-migrains that i can feel in my teeth and down my spine
-suicidal ideation
-cold sweats
However my stomach no longer hurts
February 6, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Stomach hurts again
Does hrt make you more hungover??
February 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Does hrt make you more hungover??
EVERY COP EVER GOT TOUCHED INAPPROPRIATE AS CHILDREN
February 6, 2026 at 8:48 PM
EVERY COP EVER GOT TOUCHED INAPPROPRIATE AS CHILDREN