The "it's everywhere and it's gonna stay so you might as well" argument is so stupid. Gambling, smoking and drugs have been around since the dawn of humanity, but that doesn't mean I have to partake. I think I can avoid clicking a shiny button.

No worries, I know it's a little gnarly looking.
It's a simple birth defect. A lump on on the connective tissue that holds the actual eye in place. I've thought about having it removed, but it doesn't bother me, so it never seemed worth the effort for a purely aesthetic surgery.

That tracks. Didn't Viv herself once describe him as a 'cunty muppet'?

I think it's a pretty common theory that like the seven deadly sins, there are seven divine virtues, of which Lucifer was one before he fell. So those would likely be the other six.

Tsk. Should've gone for 'Remry Shitscram'. It keeps the words the same length, so it's easy to pass at a glance.

Didn't someone steal about 12000 bottles of cognac in france only last week?
The thieves guild must be stocking up for a big event.