Merletron 3030
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Another Chuck Schumer Nothing-Burger Special. He folds more than the whole of the garment district.
January 28, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Another Chuck Schumer Nothing-Burger Special. He folds more than the whole of the garment district.
(Seinfeld voice) And you want to be my automonous robot and Mars mission coordinator.
January 28, 2026 at 9:42 PM
(Seinfeld voice) And you want to be my automonous robot and Mars mission coordinator.
You wouldn't hit a guy with really stupid glasses that nobody is purchasing, would you?
January 28, 2026 at 1:11 PM
You wouldn't hit a guy with really stupid glasses that nobody is purchasing, would you?
I'm still waiting for Melania's Blood Tree Slovenian Death Christmas on Ice to come to my local hockey arena.
January 28, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I'm still waiting for Melania's Blood Tree Slovenian Death Christmas on Ice to come to my local hockey arena.
It'll be fine.
January 28, 2026 at 12:12 AM
It'll be fine.
Shouldn't have been carrying a gun
January 27, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Shouldn't have been carrying a gun
You can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns.
January 27, 2026 at 9:13 PM
You can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns.
Other riveting events this upcoming month at the Horizons
January 27, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Other riveting events this upcoming month at the Horizons
Surprise news contributors, each more surprising than the last!
January 27, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Surprise news contributors, each more surprising than the last!
OK but once she brings in Sybil the Soothsayer the ratings will turn around.
January 27, 2026 at 12:40 PM
OK but once she brings in Sybil the Soothsayer the ratings will turn around.
I know you probably have it in your vast archive but his wife Ellen, who purchased his first Remington shaver, was rewarded later on.
January 27, 2026 at 5:08 AM
I know you probably have it in your vast archive but his wife Ellen, who purchased his first Remington shaver, was rewarded later on.
Will we ever get back to the days of Good King Trump
January 26, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Will we ever get back to the days of Good King Trump
My conquistador blood yearns for the calming mineral-infused waters of Rancho Relaxo.
January 26, 2026 at 6:32 PM
My conquistador blood yearns for the calming mineral-infused waters of Rancho Relaxo.
You know nothing. Hell is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.
January 26, 2026 at 2:10 AM
You know nothing. Hell is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.
Well he thinks he's a dog, anyway
January 25, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Well he thinks he's a dog, anyway
First contact: Snowball and snowball (December 2017 snow)
January 25, 2026 at 7:43 PM
First contact: Snowball and snowball (December 2017 snow)
George Plimpton introduces his new podcast about being a mid-Atlantic pitch man: Pimpin' With Plimpton
January 25, 2026 at 1:55 PM
George Plimpton introduces his new podcast about being a mid-Atlantic pitch man: Pimpin' With Plimpton