MERKJONES🇰🇵
@merkjones.bsky.social
I'm buckwild, I'll never have it together. Cleveland as fuck. Marxist. Violence is the equalizer; no tax bracket. George Soros pays my rent.
>again?
Baby I never stopped. Pirate since the 90s reporting in.
Baby I never stopped. Pirate since the 90s reporting in.
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
>again?
Baby I never stopped. Pirate since the 90s reporting in.
Baby I never stopped. Pirate since the 90s reporting in.
Drug dealer math on those Venezuelan boats: If they are drug boats moving weight into the US, they'd need literal tons of fuel to get to the US. That's going to cost six figures alone. Those boats can't hold tons of blow and fuel. You're carrying more fuel than blow at that point. It don't add up.
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Drug dealer math on those Venezuelan boats: If they are drug boats moving weight into the US, they'd need literal tons of fuel to get to the US. That's going to cost six figures alone. Those boats can't hold tons of blow and fuel. You're carrying more fuel than blow at that point. It don't add up.
Gonna get drunk at 3pm tomorrow and go into my local grocery store so I can spar a bit. I gotta make sure I can fight for when the Civil War comes ya know?
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Gonna get drunk at 3pm tomorrow and go into my local grocery store so I can spar a bit. I gotta make sure I can fight for when the Civil War comes ya know?
I watch commercials and get angry because of the exploitative nature of capitalism. You watch commercials and get angry cos there's a biracial couple eating cereal. We're not the same. Baby brained dickshit losers.
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I watch commercials and get angry because of the exploitative nature of capitalism. You watch commercials and get angry cos there's a biracial couple eating cereal. We're not the same. Baby brained dickshit losers.
EVERYTHING IS COMPUTER, MAN
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
EVERYTHING IS COMPUTER, MAN
The Japanese are the Spaniards of Asia.
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 AM
The Japanese are the Spaniards of Asia.
Coffee squirted me right in my dick while pressing my French press. Great start to the day.
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Coffee squirted me right in my dick while pressing my French press. Great start to the day.
ZOHRAN STATE OF MIND!!!! PARTY TIME, FUCK YOU CAPITALIST NEOLIB PIGS... IT'S OUR TIME
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
ZOHRAN STATE OF MIND!!!! PARTY TIME, FUCK YOU CAPITALIST NEOLIB PIGS... IT'S OUR TIME
This is why I never fucked with @thelincolnprojects.bsky.social with their ads against Trump. They're still neocon crackers that drum beat us into killing millions of Arabs in the middle east. They're grifters for liberal wine moms. Greg Wilson and the rest of em are neocon fascists.
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This is why I never fucked with @thelincolnprojects.bsky.social with their ads against Trump. They're still neocon crackers that drum beat us into killing millions of Arabs in the middle east. They're grifters for liberal wine moms. Greg Wilson and the rest of em are neocon fascists.
Now watching FoxNews' election coverage. Send positive vibes and drugs. The ads are insane.. No wonder your grandmother thinks the Amazon driver is a secret jihadist trans socialist out to steal her garden gnomes, this shit is terrifying. I saw myself in the mirror and called the cops.
November 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Now watching FoxNews' election coverage. Send positive vibes and drugs. The ads are insane.. No wonder your grandmother thinks the Amazon driver is a secret jihadist trans socialist out to steal her garden gnomes, this shit is terrifying. I saw myself in the mirror and called the cops.
Fascism is a right wing ideology. It's antithetical to leftism on a political spectrum. We hate the state of Israel and the Zionist project, not Jewish people. Israel is a fascist apartheid state funded by capitalism. The fuck are you talking about bro?
October 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Fascism is a right wing ideology. It's antithetical to leftism on a political spectrum. We hate the state of Israel and the Zionist project, not Jewish people. Israel is a fascist apartheid state funded by capitalism. The fuck are you talking about bro?
The Long Walk is like Squid Games for Americans because they have to walk. And if they don't, they die. And it takes place in a non walkable state. Truly apropos of American culture.
October 31, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The Long Walk is like Squid Games for Americans because they have to walk. And if they don't, they die. And it takes place in a non walkable state. Truly apropos of American culture.
I love that every year we go through that Halloween cycle "DRUG DEALERS ARE GIVING DRUGS TO KIDS" my nigga I sold weed in my teens and I'd never give drugs out for free. What the fuck? Every year? And nothing happens? @abc7.bsky.social go report on how this is all bullshit and stop the copaganda.
October 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I love that every year we go through that Halloween cycle "DRUG DEALERS ARE GIVING DRUGS TO KIDS" my nigga I sold weed in my teens and I'd never give drugs out for free. What the fuck? Every year? And nothing happens? @abc7.bsky.social go report on how this is all bullshit and stop the copaganda.
Despite how racist Amerikkka is and was, I think FDR should have been a dictator for America. The 22nd amendment was capitalists trying to stop his semi socialist agenda. The US govt tried to overthrow him, that's how you know he was the based god. Capitalism has always been the enemy of humanity.
October 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Despite how racist Amerikkka is and was, I think FDR should have been a dictator for America. The 22nd amendment was capitalists trying to stop his semi socialist agenda. The US govt tried to overthrow him, that's how you know he was the based god. Capitalism has always been the enemy of humanity.
Nothing is going to get better in this end stage capitalist country until it completely collapses and we the people actually band together to form a community. Americans have no sense of community because of capitalism. So it needs to fail for community can grow from the ashes, comrades. Buckle up.
October 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Nothing is going to get better in this end stage capitalist country until it completely collapses and we the people actually band together to form a community. Americans have no sense of community because of capitalism. So it needs to fail for community can grow from the ashes, comrades. Buckle up.
Pete Kegstand is a fucking pussy and Venezuela is gonna wear his skin like his poorly made suits.
October 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Pete Kegstand is a fucking pussy and Venezuela is gonna wear his skin like his poorly made suits.
SIGN ME UP BOSS, NYPA ETC BUT MY BODY IS READY! LET'S GET THESE CRACKERS
Oh wait can I still say cracker or am I gonna get in trouble?
Oh wait can I still say cracker or am I gonna get in trouble?
October 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
SIGN ME UP BOSS, NYPA ETC BUT MY BODY IS READY! LET'S GET THESE CRACKERS
Oh wait can I still say cracker or am I gonna get in trouble?
Oh wait can I still say cracker or am I gonna get in trouble?
I heard DHS and The White House are on BlueSky now? I'm ready. Pete Kegseth can tongue my anus, fuck the feds.
October 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I heard DHS and The White House are on BlueSky now? I'm ready. Pete Kegseth can tongue my anus, fuck the feds.
If I'm honest I don't care that Kimmel was reinstated. Folks deleted $3bn from Disney and they said "oh fuck, I love capitalism bring that bread back and brought him back. That's doesn't change the systemic issue in this country which is capitalism. As a black man I'm tired of it.
September 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
If I'm honest I don't care that Kimmel was reinstated. Folks deleted $3bn from Disney and they said "oh fuck, I love capitalism bring that bread back and brought him back. That's doesn't change the systemic issue in this country which is capitalism. As a black man I'm tired of it.
Ok Libsky. Censor the black dude on your granola platform. Suck my beige dick from the back.
September 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Ok Libsky. Censor the black dude on your granola platform. Suck my beige dick from the back.