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Meris
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Chemist, meme guy, play by play caster. Owner of Return of the Middlesticks.
August 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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The Topps Griffey rookie all star card Tshirt tho 👌
“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”
June 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Kevin Harlan: "Tonight, the NBA on TNT is brought to you by the new crispy tenders at CarMax. What? Wait a minute, hold on. Are they serving tenders with cars? We just had the marriage of two different sponsors and it was UGLY." 😂
April 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Me rn
March 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I thought four nations were facing off? Why are there only two?
February 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
January 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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The NFL canonically disagrees with the United Nations' List of Recognized Countries
December 25, 2024 at 11:56 PM
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guy who only approves of killing CEOs when it’s done in accordance with bushidō 武士道
December 24, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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...Bulldongs?
December 23, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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Zack Greinke vs. Chipotle.
December 23, 2024 at 1:22 PM
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Not a great football matchup but an IDEAL big spoon little spoon dynamic here
December 23, 2024 at 2:40 AM
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So the Women's World Cup will be critically acclaimed and beloved by viewers, but still get canceled after the round of 16 due to budgetary concerns
December 20, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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November 30, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Preparing my plate after my inlaws spent 2 hours talking about ammunition and the Reagan documentary while I'm trying to watch football
November 29, 2024 at 12:14 AM
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October 20, 2024 at 7:28 AM
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February 17, 2024 at 8:08 PM
February 12, 2024 at 10:44 PM
December 12, 2023 at 3:58 PM
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Forever
November 27, 2023 at 2:10 AM
November 17, 2023 at 11:14 PM
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Kurt Vonnegut, on 11 November.
November 11, 2023 at 1:44 AM
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Enjoy the Reformation and Halloween with the classic 95 Reese's being nailed to a door
October 31, 2023 at 8:11 PM