Me hating something: *smug* I knew I would hate this 😌

you telling me a shrimp fried this rice

97 year old diner still makes coke the old fashion way

i accidentally told bluesky i was into books and art and now it’s ALL i see doesn’t even matter how many people i follow and like their tweets and press not interested on the book stuff lmao how do i fix this it’s my entire feed

God invented squirrels because the forest needed a sassy bitch