JP (is probably spiraling)
@mergayd.bsky.social
Brooklyn || HR pro by day, queer chaos gremlin by night || they/them || ♐️☀️🌙 ♏️↗️
This might be the most chaotic birthday present that I have ever received???
December 10, 2025 at 5:35 AM
This might be the most chaotic birthday present that I have ever received???
Yeah…yeah this tracks….
October 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Yeah…yeah this tracks….
🎶Having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card 🎶
September 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
🎶Having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card 🎶
“Hi my name is Rambo and I’m 71 pounds of solid Rottweiler muscle shoved into a Corgi body. I like to run full force into people because I’m a tank. Today I tackled a small child. This is a habit of mine.”
September 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
“Hi my name is Rambo and I’m 71 pounds of solid Rottweiler muscle shoved into a Corgi body. I like to run full force into people because I’m a tank. Today I tackled a small child. This is a habit of mine.”
idk I just really like this picture of me (I have so many fucking pictures in the Red Eye bathroom)
July 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
idk I just really like this picture of me (I have so many fucking pictures in the Red Eye bathroom)
Shitty day so we’re hitting reset with some solo chaos
March 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Shitty day so we’re hitting reset with some solo chaos
hi I got more tattoos ✌🏼
January 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
hi I got more tattoos ✌🏼
Sometimes, after my 9am to 5pm HR job, I chug a Celsius and hang out in coat check from 8pm to 4am
December 14, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Sometimes, after my 9am to 5pm HR job, I chug a Celsius and hang out in coat check from 8pm to 4am
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
November 28, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
Gotta wait for Wicked part 2 to come out 😠
November 24, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Gotta wait for Wicked part 2 to come out 😠
[Gay breakfast joke goes here]
November 21, 2024 at 3:59 PM
[Gay breakfast joke goes here]
Popping back in to say I got more tattoos (that makes 6 this year and 14 total)
October 18, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Popping back in to say I got more tattoos (that makes 6 this year and 14 total)
Just spent 2.5 hours laying in the sun in a park
May 7, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Just spent 2.5 hours laying in the sun in a park
Happy tattoo day to me! Need to buy shorter shorts for the summer so I can show off the thigh one
February 17, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Happy tattoo day to me! Need to buy shorter shorts for the summer so I can show off the thigh one
Bringing this back just because @sirbrandood.bsky.social
January 21, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Bringing this back just because @sirbrandood.bsky.social
me today when the elderly Caribbean woman at the DMV sang a quick happy birthday and told me how nice I looked in my photo
December 7, 2023 at 10:25 PM
me today when the elderly Caribbean woman at the DMV sang a quick happy birthday and told me how nice I looked in my photo
Someone gave me a baby
November 23, 2023 at 11:23 PM
Someone gave me a baby
Besties I’m about to lose it on this work call
November 17, 2023 at 5:18 PM
Besties I’m about to lose it on this work call
🎶don’t be sad just get a tattoo🎶
November 11, 2023 at 8:31 PM
🎶don’t be sad just get a tattoo🎶
It really is wild sitting here in my silly little office having my silly little meetings when the world is both figuratively and literally on fire
October 26, 2023 at 6:32 PM
It really is wild sitting here in my silly little office having my silly little meetings when the world is both figuratively and literally on fire
🛑🛑This is a Bluesky tollgate. You must submit a cute selfie to scroll this feed. 🛑🛑
October 15, 2023 at 7:09 AM
🛑🛑This is a Bluesky tollgate. You must submit a cute selfie to scroll this feed. 🛑🛑
This is the leadership page of every company that says “we care about diversity”
August 25, 2023 at 1:50 AM
This is the leadership page of every company that says “we care about diversity”
Feeling squishy after therapy today so I’m rocking the fragile possum shirt
August 18, 2023 at 10:24 PM
Feeling squishy after therapy today so I’m rocking the fragile possum shirt
Oh @sirbrandood.bsky.social knows me SO well
August 12, 2023 at 7:04 PM
Oh @sirbrandood.bsky.social knows me SO well