JP (is probably spiraling)
@mergayd.bsky.social
Brooklyn || HR pro by day, queer chaos gremlin by night || they/them || ♐️☀️🌙 ♏️↗️
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Fair warning friends…I’m not doing two separate accounts here like I have on Tw*tter. If you see my ass, you see my ass.
This might be the most chaotic birthday present that I have ever received???
December 10, 2025 at 5:35 AM
This might be the most chaotic birthday present that I have ever received???
Yeah…yeah this tracks….
October 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Yeah…yeah this tracks….
🎶Having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card 🎶
September 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
🎶Having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card 🎶
“Hi my name is Rambo and I’m 71 pounds of solid Rottweiler muscle shoved into a Corgi body. I like to run full force into people because I’m a tank. Today I tackled a small child. This is a habit of mine.”
September 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
“Hi my name is Rambo and I’m 71 pounds of solid Rottweiler muscle shoved into a Corgi body. I like to run full force into people because I’m a tank. Today I tackled a small child. This is a habit of mine.”
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If any other country’s leader announced plans to deploy the military to liberal cities our collective media wouldn’t be mincing words over whether or not that’s an authoritarian power grab.
Trump says he's willing to deploy the "regular military" to American cities, the adds that "Chicago is next and then we'll help with New York"
August 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
If any other country’s leader announced plans to deploy the military to liberal cities our collective media wouldn’t be mincing words over whether or not that’s an authoritarian power grab.
If I get ghosted one more time I’m going to find my next man on fucking JPay
August 9, 2025 at 8:50 AM
If I get ghosted one more time I’m going to find my next man on fucking JPay
“They walked in here thinking they looked like Charli XCX when they actually look like Charles Entertainment Cheese getting arrested”
August 9, 2025 at 5:58 AM
“They walked in here thinking they looked like Charli XCX when they actually look like Charles Entertainment Cheese getting arrested”
A baby kept reaching for me on the train making little grabby hands on my way to Hells Kitchen tonight…small child why?
August 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
A baby kept reaching for me on the train making little grabby hands on my way to Hells Kitchen tonight…small child why?
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Happy 1st day of August!
a cartoon of a person looking at a calendar that says august 1999
ALT: a cartoon of a person looking at a calendar that says august 1999
media.tenor.com
August 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Happy 1st day of August!
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idk I just really like this picture of me (I have so many fucking pictures in the Red Eye bathroom)
July 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
idk I just really like this picture of me (I have so many fucking pictures in the Red Eye bathroom)
guess who cried in the office bathroom from stress today ✌🏼
May 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
guess who cried in the office bathroom from stress today ✌🏼
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Shitty day so we’re hitting reset with some solo chaos
March 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Shitty day so we’re hitting reset with some solo chaos
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finally i can put up the whole video
March 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
finally i can put up the whole video
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February 28, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Currently have a chicken Crunchwrap from Taco Bell in my coat pocket at the bar. This is being in your 30s in NYC
February 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Currently have a chicken Crunchwrap from Taco Bell in my coat pocket at the bar. This is being in your 30s in NYC
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Google Calendar has removed key cultural events from their site including:
• Pride Month
• Black History Month
• Holocaust Remembrance Day
• Jewish Heritage
• Hispanic Heritage
• Indigenous People Month
• Pride Month
• Black History Month
• Holocaust Remembrance Day
• Jewish Heritage
• Hispanic Heritage
• Indigenous People Month
February 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Google Calendar has removed key cultural events from their site including:
• Pride Month
• Black History Month
• Holocaust Remembrance Day
• Jewish Heritage
• Hispanic Heritage
• Indigenous People Month
• Pride Month
• Black History Month
• Holocaust Remembrance Day
• Jewish Heritage
• Hispanic Heritage
• Indigenous People Month
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Anyways, here's the name of DOGE employees and the article confirming it.
Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.
We still have a constitution and I intend to use it.
www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.
We still have a constitution and I intend to use it.
www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
February 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Anyways, here's the name of DOGE employees and the article confirming it.
Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.
We still have a constitution and I intend to use it.
www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.
We still have a constitution and I intend to use it.
www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
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happy #newmusicfriday!!!! just a reminder that this very special indie dance pop project is out now ✨💫
ffm.to/vardaanarora...
ffm.to/vardaanarora...
Vardaan Arora - Dream Again
Choose your preferred music service
ffm.to
January 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
happy #newmusicfriday!!!! just a reminder that this very special indie dance pop project is out now ✨💫
ffm.to/vardaanarora...
ffm.to/vardaanarora...
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If I send you this it means you need to leave
January 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
If I send you this it means you need to leave
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Gonna start using my time away from apps in more positive beneficial ways like
January 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Gonna start using my time away from apps in more positive beneficial ways like
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These executive orders on banning federally funded entities from recognizing trans people or disallowing them from using the bathroom are not self-executing or immediately enforceable. They require formal rule making at a minimum. They are a scare tactic. Ignore and do not comply in advance.
January 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
These executive orders on banning federally funded entities from recognizing trans people or disallowing them from using the bathroom are not self-executing or immediately enforceable. They require formal rule making at a minimum. They are a scare tactic. Ignore and do not comply in advance.
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Reposting as a reminder
January 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Reposting as a reminder