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if you do not seek these out, you have not fully experienced humanity
Books
Music
Laughter
Dogs
if you do not seek these out, you have not fully experienced humanity
With notably rare exceptions.
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
With notably rare exceptions.
Uh-oh, here it comes...
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Uh-oh, here it comes...
Stick with the Siamese. Gaetz looks like Butt-Head after the dental work.
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Stick with the Siamese. Gaetz looks like Butt-Head after the dental work.
It is way to soon to make a joke about people killed in military strikes in the Caribbean, on their three-hour cruise.
November 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
It is way to soon to make a joke about people killed in military strikes in the Caribbean, on their three-hour cruise.
This string of skeets reminds me of what used to be great about twitter, but was destroyed when Elmo turned it into a Nazi bar. Gotta contribute, though:
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
This string of skeets reminds me of what used to be great about twitter, but was destroyed when Elmo turned it into a Nazi bar. Gotta contribute, though:
Somebody get on this, pronto.
October 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Somebody get on this, pronto.
"And also, they’re the ones who suck."
October 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"And also, they’re the ones who suck."
Somebody please explain this to me in a way that doesn't look like this:
"James Talarico is a Teach for America grifter funded by casino interests"
"James Talarico is a Teach for America grifter funded by casino interests"
October 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Somebody please explain this to me in a way that doesn't look like this:
"James Talarico is a Teach for America grifter funded by casino interests"
"James Talarico is a Teach for America grifter funded by casino interests"
Preview scene from the worst Transformers sequel yet. And yes, I know that's saying a lot.
October 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Preview scene from the worst Transformers sequel yet. And yes, I know that's saying a lot.
cue Rex Harrison...
October 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
cue Rex Harrison...
"One thing about living in [Portland] I never could stomach: all the damn [socialists],"
October 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"One thing about living in [Portland] I never could stomach: all the damn [socialists],"
Well, it might be...
"the next day it is blue haired animals"
"the next day it is blue haired animals"
October 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Well, it might be...
"the next day it is blue haired animals"
"the next day it is blue haired animals"
How about a quiet Western town?
“If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”
“If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”
October 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
How about a quiet Western town?
“If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”
“If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”
Did somebody say "new drug"?
October 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Did somebody say "new drug"?
"I think the bigger problem is the enemy from within ... sick people, radical left lunatics. And it should be easily handled by, if necessary, by National Guard, or if really necessary, by the military."
September 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
"I think the bigger problem is the enemy from within ... sick people, radical left lunatics. And it should be easily handled by, if necessary, by National Guard, or if really necessary, by the military."
That is the huge cover-up. Nobody wants to admit that the entirety of Star Fleet, from command staff all the way to the redshirt who somehow made it back from the planet alive, is computer-created clones.
September 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
That is the huge cover-up. Nobody wants to admit that the entirety of Star Fleet, from command staff all the way to the redshirt who somehow made it back from the planet alive, is computer-created clones.
Sounds like someone had one too many viewings of North by Northwest. Wait, who am I kidding, there is no such thing as too many viewings of North by Northwest.
September 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Sounds like someone had one too many viewings of North by Northwest. Wait, who am I kidding, there is no such thing as too many viewings of North by Northwest.
Was pretty sure it was this all the way down.
September 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Was pretty sure it was this all the way down.
The Canadians call The Rapture "Boxing Day".
September 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
The Canadians call The Rapture "Boxing Day".
Man, South Park cannot catch a single break.
September 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Man, South Park cannot catch a single break.