Misha
@mercurialgirl.bsky.social
She/her, bisexual, 39. Nerd shit, tropey romance, and mi vida loca.
Did two 7 minute mat & relaxation training and he was suchhhhh a genius about it and now he is sooooo tired (thank god)
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Did two 7 minute mat & relaxation training and he was suchhhhh a genius about it and now he is sooooo tired (thank god)
I'm gonna murder this dog.
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I'm gonna murder this dog.
Added two 60lb blocks to the Chester Hole Defense Wall. There are much more elegant and reliable solutions, but these are free, so.
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Added two 60lb blocks to the Chester Hole Defense Wall. There are much more elegant and reliable solutions, but these are free, so.
Jfc what kind of scumbag person does shit like this
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Jfc what kind of scumbag person does shit like this
EXCUSE MEEE I AM BABY AND NEED TO BE ENTERTAINEDDDDD YOU HAVE TO PLAY WITH MEEEEE
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
EXCUSE MEEE I AM BABY AND NEED TO BE ENTERTAINEDDDDD YOU HAVE TO PLAY WITH MEEEEE
He's SO pleased with himself lmao
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
He's SO pleased with himself lmao
Oh my god I put long sleeves and a bra on and took off a panel of skirting and..... He's not stuck. He's chasing the cats from there's the porch. You asshole.
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Oh my god I put long sleeves and a bra on and took off a panel of skirting and..... He's not stuck. He's chasing the cats from there's the porch. You asshole.
This dog toy gingerbread man's distressed face cracks me up
November 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This dog toy gingerbread man's distressed face cracks me up
Apparently Banjo doesn't like thunderstorms :(
November 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Apparently Banjo doesn't like thunderstorms :(
Oh my god this mother fucker moved a 4x6x12 concrete block to get under that fence. PITBULLS.
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Oh my god this mother fucker moved a 4x6x12 concrete block to get under that fence. PITBULLS.
Me: CHESTER get down!
My demon child, who I just had to chase and catch in the pasture: 🖕
My demon child, who I just had to chase and catch in the pasture: 🖕
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Me: CHESTER get down!
My demon child, who I just had to chase and catch in the pasture: 🖕
My demon child, who I just had to chase and catch in the pasture: 🖕
I just realized I can sing "sweet baby boys" to the tune of Sweet Caroline, my day is made
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I just realized I can sing "sweet baby boys" to the tune of Sweet Caroline, my day is made
There's also the love of my life, the 5' pipe + 4' no climb perimeter fencing. 😍😍😍 Built 30+ years ago, will last another 50 years, would cost a kajillion dollars to install new. Sincerely hope to keep all of it by digging out the posts and reinstalling on the new property line.
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
There's also the love of my life, the 5' pipe + 4' no climb perimeter fencing. 😍😍😍 Built 30+ years ago, will last another 50 years, would cost a kajillion dollars to install new. Sincerely hope to keep all of it by digging out the posts and reinstalling on the new property line.
Can't believe I'm going to work instead of getting back in bed for our morning nap :(
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Can't believe I'm going to work instead of getting back in bed for our morning nap :(
Banjo, hearing sled dogs: MY BRETHREN??
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Banjo, hearing sled dogs: MY BRETHREN??
Extremely uncertain about the beginning of Frankenstein.
November 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Extremely uncertain about the beginning of Frankenstein.
Probably OSHA approved
November 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Probably OSHA approved
He's a hap! Y! Happy guy! Just a happy happy happy guy 🥰
November 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
He's a hap! Y! Happy guy! Just a happy happy happy guy 🥰
Banjo was crying and nosing at me but didn't want to go outside. Apparently he feels it's bedtime, bc he decided to jump up between me and Chester on this teeny tiny sliver of couch. I'm sorry Banjo, my brain is finally letting me enter invoices and I just want to finish them!!
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Banjo was crying and nosing at me but didn't want to go outside. Apparently he feels it's bedtime, bc he decided to jump up between me and Chester on this teeny tiny sliver of couch. I'm sorry Banjo, my brain is finally letting me enter invoices and I just want to finish them!!
SAME and yet in retrospect: oh of course
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
SAME and yet in retrospect: oh of course
My alarm went off and both dogs woke up just enough to shift a quarter inch closer. Guys. Guys the groceries are here.
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My alarm went off and both dogs woke up just enough to shift a quarter inch closer. Guys. Guys the groceries are here.
ADHD!!!!!!! *shakes fist*
November 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
ADHD!!!!!!! *shakes fist*
EXCUUUUUSE ME ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOU FED US TWO HOURS EARLY TODAY AND WE DIDN'T GET OUR MORNING SNACK???????
November 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
EXCUUUUUSE ME ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOU FED US TWO HOURS EARLY TODAY AND WE DIDN'T GET OUR MORNING SNACK???????
Ngl my dog sitter report cards that come in 75% through my longest day of the week are the light of my life. 10000000% worth the money.
November 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Ngl my dog sitter report cards that come in 75% through my longest day of the week are the light of my life. 10000000% worth the money.