The Merchant Magikarp
@merchantmagikarp.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ (she/it)
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#promosky of just some games that I enjoy cut down to fit the char limit.
Dead by Daylight
Deltarune
Five Nights at Freddy’s
Half-Life
Inscryption
KinitoPET
Lethal Company
Mouthwashing
Not For Broadcast
Pikmin
Portal
Satisfactory
Stanley Parable
Splatoon
Team Fortress
Ultrakill
Undertale
Webfishing
Dead by Daylight
Deltarune
Five Nights at Freddy’s
Half-Life
Inscryption
KinitoPET
Lethal Company
Mouthwashing
Not For Broadcast
Pikmin
Portal
Satisfactory
Stanley Parable
Splatoon
Team Fortress
Ultrakill
Undertale
Webfishing
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I am not cut out to be a person, why can’t I just be a puppy ;-;
March 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I am not cut out to be a person, why can’t I just be a puppy ;-;
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I wanted to try this :3
February 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I wanted to try this :3
Is there any way to filter search results by people you follow? I feel like that would be really useful
February 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Is there any way to filter search results by people you follow? I feel like that would be really useful
The only issue with selfcest is that both me and myself would just sit in silence, too nervous for either of use to do anything
January 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The only issue with selfcest is that both me and myself would just sit in silence, too nervous for either of use to do anything
Why do they hate us? What did we ever do?
January 21, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Why do they hate us? What did we ever do?
Wait why did no one tell me Fortnite is actually pretty fun
January 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Wait why did no one tell me Fortnite is actually pretty fun
Here’s mine :3
January 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Here’s mine :3
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willem dafoe loves to be in movies
December 26, 2024 at 12:09 AM
willem dafoe loves to be in movies
Oh shit tf2 comic 7
December 20, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Oh shit tf2 comic 7
It seems objectum is the reason the world is in chaos 😔
December 20, 2024 at 5:07 PM
It seems objectum is the reason the world is in chaos 😔
My birthday is slightly more common than average 😔
September 12 is the most common birthday in America because it is the peak of the baby season but also people would rather not schedule c-sections or inducements for September 11th.
December 20, 2024 at 1:47 PM
My birthday is slightly more common than average 😔
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I have no tail and I must wag
December 17, 2024 at 12:20 PM
I have no tail and I must wag
I now have more than double the followers that I used to have on twitter. Like twitter, I’m pretty sure most of them aren’t real.
December 17, 2024 at 6:03 PM
I now have more than double the followers that I used to have on twitter. Like twitter, I’m pretty sure most of them aren’t real.
“I have so much to do!”
*does nothing*
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December 17, 2024 at 11:53 AM
“I have so much to do!”
*does nothing*
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I NEED this for my shrine
MARVEL Legends Series Green Goblin Premium Roleplay Helmet, Spider-Man: No Way Home Adult Collectible Roleplay Gear is $105.99 on Amazon buff.ly/3CXWt1z #ad
December 4, 2024 at 11:08 PM
I NEED this for my shrine
Here’s my #Atlyss and #Webfishing characters :3
December 3, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Here’s my #Atlyss and #Webfishing characters :3
I hate not being able to articulate my thoughts well.
December 3, 2024 at 10:45 AM
I hate not being able to articulate my thoughts well.
Anyone have game recommendations to get during the last few days of the steam sale?
December 2, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Anyone have game recommendations to get during the last few days of the steam sale?
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can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no
November 30, 2024 at 9:39 PM
can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no
With each Holliday that goes by, I think about how different my life would be if I was able to be who I truly am, and didn’t have to hide it away.
November 29, 2024 at 1:07 AM
With each Holliday that goes by, I think about how different my life would be if I was able to be who I truly am, and didn’t have to hide it away.
It is very hard to get people to follow you when you are very uncreative, bad at art, bad at writing, have horrible social anxiety, unfunny, and do nothing interesting.
November 26, 2024 at 6:36 PM
It is very hard to get people to follow you when you are very uncreative, bad at art, bad at writing, have horrible social anxiety, unfunny, and do nothing interesting.
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Here’s my YouTube gaming recap I guess
November 22, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Here’s my YouTube gaming recap I guess
Am I straight? Yeah I’m as straight as the world is flat
November 22, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Am I straight? Yeah I’m as straight as the world is flat