i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me

Jeff Tiedrich for the win:

“He’s a smart businessman…he’s going to fix the economy…”

Me:

there is nothing better than recommending your favorite book to someone and them coming back and telling you they loved it. absolute cocaine of a feeling. put that shit in my body immediately