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Mephistopheles
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Philly sports fan, Melee player, and Battle for Bikini Bottom speedrunner. My mission in life is to murder Mr. Met.
I would rather actually die from a dog mauling me than ever blame the dog
December 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I'm a liitle mad to see the Dodgers of all teams get him, but the joy I feel seeing the Mets lose him way outweighs that
December 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Not really showing up on google results, but I've bedn there a bunch
November 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I personally want Murakami instead, but that's partly because I'm also a Tokyo Swallows fan.
October 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The biggest piece of evidence in support of teams moving being evil is that the Dodgers and Giants moving out of New York eventually gave birth to the Mets
October 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I wasn't around to have my heart ripped out in 93, so I don't feel the hatred for the Blue Jays as much as I do for the team that just crushed my world series hopes.
October 23, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Were you a second baseman though?
October 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM