Mephistopheles
@mephistophelesbfbb.bsky.social
Philly sports fan, Melee player, and Battle for Bikini Bottom speedrunner. My mission in life is to murder Mr. Met.
I almost texted my friend, forgetting that now I am back the same time zone as them, it is also 4am for them too
December 13, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I almost texted my friend, forgetting that now I am back the same time zone as them, it is also 4am for them too
I hate that this is perfectly in character for Garret Stubbs
got banned from my friends discord for telling them that philadelphia phillies backup catcher garrett stubbs posted a video on tiktok of himself taking a shot of his wife’s breast milk
December 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I hate that this is perfectly in character for Garret Stubbs
One of the food places in Haneda Airport Terminal 3 has a "Philly Steak Sandwhich". The picture looks horrible, but it at least does actually look kind of like a cheesesteak
December 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
One of the food places in Haneda Airport Terminal 3 has a "Philly Steak Sandwhich". The picture looks horrible, but it at least does actually look kind of like a cheesesteak
The only thing the Mets had going for them was their owner's willingness to spend a fuck ton of money, and it looks like that evaporated in the last 24 hours lol
December 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The only thing the Mets had going for them was their owner's willingness to spend a fuck ton of money, and it looks like that evaporated in the last 24 hours lol
lol. lmao, even
December 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
lol. lmao, even
I just noticed that when typing, the fingers of my right hand rest on the JKL; keys like I was taught to do, but the fingers on my left hand rest on the WASD and shift keys from hundreds of thousands of hours spent playing pc games.
December 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I just noticed that when typing, the fingers of my right hand rest on the JKL; keys like I was taught to do, but the fingers on my left hand rest on the WASD and shift keys from hundreds of thousands of hours spent playing pc games.
I don't know who thought Space Battleship Yamato Canned Bread was a good idea for a product, but at least it'll be a good gag Christmas gift for my dad.
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I don't know who thought Space Battleship Yamato Canned Bread was a good idea for a product, but at least it'll be a good gag Christmas gift for my dad.
Just found out my cousin and I independently made all the exact same major choices in our first runs of Dispatch lol
November 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Just found out my cousin and I independently made all the exact same major choices in our first runs of Dispatch lol
Of all the weird changes my search algorithm has made now that it sees I've been in Japan a few months, I'm glad that googling "Eagles" still gives me the Philadelphia football team and not the Japanese baseball team.
November 5, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Of all the weird changes my search algorithm has made now that it sees I've been in Japan a few months, I'm glad that googling "Eagles" still gives me the Philadelphia football team and not the Japanese baseball team.
This feels like the Aleutian Islands campaign by Imperial Japan. Go take over an insignificant area and gain nothing from it while the actually important battle is fought at the same time elsewhere, and that one ends in catostrophic defeat.
imagine if this was your franchise high point for the decade
November 3, 2025 at 7:07 AM
This feels like the Aleutian Islands campaign by Imperial Japan. Go take over an insignificant area and gain nothing from it while the actually important battle is fought at the same time elsewhere, and that one ends in catostrophic defeat.
If IKF doesn't slide there, he scores
November 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
If IKF doesn't slide there, he scores
I was expecting the Dodgers would sweep the Blue Jays, so I'm honestly impressed the Blue Jays are up 3-2 right now.
October 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I was expecting the Dodgers would sweep the Blue Jays, so I'm honestly impressed the Blue Jays are up 3-2 right now.
I think I might need someone to physically restrain me from entering hobby shops
October 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I think I might need someone to physically restrain me from entering hobby shops
9 runs in an inning? Welcome back Dodgers pitching.
October 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
9 runs in an inning? Welcome back Dodgers pitching.
About fucking time.
Carson Wentz finally got good at throwing it to Eagles players
October 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
About fucking time.
The fuck do you mean the Tigers and Mariners are still playing
October 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
The fuck do you mean the Tigers and Mariners are still playing
I would truly give anything for the Phillies to score that many runs every game
October 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I would truly give anything for the Phillies to score that many runs every game
Maybe if Kyle Schwarber can just keep hitting 2 home runs per game they have a shot
October 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Maybe if Kyle Schwarber can just keep hitting 2 home runs per game they have a shot
Old friend Jeff Hoffman kills old enemy New York Yankees
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Old friend Jeff Hoffman kills old enemy New York Yankees
The Phillies chased a starting pitcher after only 4+? Huh.
October 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The Phillies chased a starting pitcher after only 4+? Huh.
That was the single worst nbunt I have ever seen
October 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
That was the single worst nbunt I have ever seen
And the game is over
October 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
And the game is over
And that's why you run out ground balls lol
October 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
And that's why you run out ground balls lol
We need ABS for the postseason, not only by next season
October 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
We need ABS for the postseason, not only by next season