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Meow Zedong
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Shout out to the absolute madman that snowblowed the sidewalks for my whole neighborhood.
We are all impressed with your new snowblower, keep up the good work.
January 25, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Sometimes tater tots can be croutons too.
January 16, 2026 at 3:35 AM
There are only two confirmed pictures of Robert Johnson's face.
There are fifteen confirmed pictures of Robert Johnson's johnson.
January 12, 2026 at 1:41 AM
There are NO RULES against calling "dibs" on the ball in football.
NFL Coaches, that's a free one for you.
January 11, 2026 at 7:57 PM
For real, check the batteries in old devices once a year. Spicy pillows aren't as fun or tasty as they sound.
Reminder: check your handheld batteries.
January 10, 2026 at 6:32 PM
RIP Discord
Discord has confidentially filed for an initial public offering to go public.

www.gamedeveloper.com/business/rep...
January 7, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I just had a meeting to plan a meeting which will justify having a weekly meeting about a project.

The attendee list for all three of these meetings ARE IDENTICAL.
Everyone agreed that the meeting series was necessary LAST WEEK.

Yes, two meetings that could have been a single calendar invite.
January 7, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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Hironobu Sakaguchi said 'Final Fantasy IX' is the best FF.

vm.tiktok.com/ZGdmr3J18/
January 3, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I just sneezed so hard it gave me CTE.
January 1, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Is there some kind of Tony Little's Gazelle support group online?
When I got the extended warranty I didn't realize how much time Tony Little would spend in my house. I just found him sleeping in my dining room.
December 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
A poorly run comic shop is the worst sort of customer experience. I thought I was falling out of the hobby but it turns out comics are fun if you can get them reliably and when they come out.
December 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
BIG HYPE!
Ace Combat 8: Wings of Theve info www.bandainamcoent.com/games/ace-co...
December 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Time to "Last Christmas":
6 days 17 hours 7 minutes 48 seconds

This is actually a new record for me. Gotta be more careful next year. I still have yet to be haunted my Mariah Carey this year.
December 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Nanomachines
December 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I just learned that Tony Little is from Ohio. The Gazelle sprinter makes a lot more sense now.
December 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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November 30th / December 1st
December 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
After a Thanksgiving Day football game, the losing team should be forced to eat a raw turkey.
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I think Mondays are extra rough because work expects me to mode switch from "feral goblin" to "professional expert" INSTANTLY.

Why are people making me make decisions and asking me questions?! Yesterday I was literally barking at people on the internet.
November 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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SpongeBob joins 'Sonic Racing CrossWorlds' on November 19th.

youtu.be/LWTraT-nh2c?...
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
This Veterans Day give two hobos handjobs. Statistically one of them has to be a Veteran.
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Crank That Retoid Clone
Soulja Boy never fails to entertain.
SouljaBoy reveals new gaming handheld... that's just a clone of the Retroid Pocket Flip 2/Pocket 4 retrododo.com/souljaboy-re...

"This is not any kind of official licensing deal. He does not have permission to rebrand our products and sell them as his own." - Retroid
November 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
BASEBALL IS A SPORT
November 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Just added a dedicated "Crank That (Soulja Boy)" button to my office setup.
My life is infinitely better because of this.
October 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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I have been made aware of a Japanese cartoon man named “Vegeta.”

He screams himself into godhood, his hair achieving ever more operatic configurations. I confess — I admire him. Here is a creature who refuses the tyranny of restraint, who becomes incandescent through effort and rage.
October 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM