Meowsma O'Toole
@meowsma.bsky.social
Tungsten Arm O'Doyle out there pulling a reverse Michael Jordan?
December 17, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Tungsten Arm O'Doyle out there pulling a reverse Michael Jordan?
Yes and no. Back then we had Bottle of Suleiman, Amulet of Quoz, Camouflage, and Animate Dead, where the raw word count on text-heavy cards far outstrips the streamlined text of the game today. But vanilla cards basically don't exist anymore, so the average is way up.
December 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Yes and no. Back then we had Bottle of Suleiman, Amulet of Quoz, Camouflage, and Animate Dead, where the raw word count on text-heavy cards far outstrips the streamlined text of the game today. But vanilla cards basically don't exist anymore, so the average is way up.
"Look, we thought we were done, but when we saw that the guy with the mullet pull the spiral binding out of the ship's manifest, fish around for a jar of orange liquid, and rip the safety pin out of his Angus MacGyver name tag we figured he was well over halfway to fabricating a Javelin missile."
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
"Look, we thought we were done, but when we saw that the guy with the mullet pull the spiral binding out of the ship's manifest, fish around for a jar of orange liquid, and rip the safety pin out of his Angus MacGyver name tag we figured he was well over halfway to fabricating a Javelin missile."
I'm willing to believe there was no intent to deceive, here, as she may have actually believed everything she said to be true and just got it all terribly wrong. Y'know, on account of never having argued a criminal case before and bringing charges so bogus nobody under her would touch the case.
November 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I'm willing to believe there was no intent to deceive, here, as she may have actually believed everything she said to be true and just got it all terribly wrong. Y'know, on account of never having argued a criminal case before and bringing charges so bogus nobody under her would touch the case.
Right, which is why Jesus, literally as virtue incarnate, fed the hungry multitudes. Was he just being an example for us, then? Because I'm gonna be mad if we've had the ability to magically multiply food this whole time and nobody thought to write down how.
October 31, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Right, which is why Jesus, literally as virtue incarnate, fed the hungry multitudes. Was he just being an example for us, then? Because I'm gonna be mad if we've had the ability to magically multiply food this whole time and nobody thought to write down how.
As someone with terrible beliefs and words (and surely actions, too) in my past, I feel I can confidently say I never had a Nazi phase. Like, never once did any of those views hold value to me even as I wrote in Ron Paul for president because Romney and McCain weren't conservative enough.
October 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
As someone with terrible beliefs and words (and surely actions, too) in my past, I feel I can confidently say I never had a Nazi phase. Like, never once did any of those views hold value to me even as I wrote in Ron Paul for president because Romney and McCain weren't conservative enough.
"Making them remove their masks is so that you can prosecute them later, right?"
"Oh, goodness no. We're going to tacitly approve whatever they're doing by funding their entire operation."
"Oh, goodness no. We're going to tacitly approve whatever they're doing by funding their entire operation."
October 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"Making them remove their masks is so that you can prosecute them later, right?"
"Oh, goodness no. We're going to tacitly approve whatever they're doing by funding their entire operation."
"Oh, goodness no. We're going to tacitly approve whatever they're doing by funding their entire operation."
"They're just like us!"
My dude, you're not there because someone slapped your name on a marquee and 160,000 people walking by decided to pay $10 for a ticket; the people putting this on are *very much not* like us.
My dude, you're not there because someone slapped your name on a marquee and 160,000 people walking by decided to pay $10 for a ticket; the people putting this on are *very much not* like us.
October 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
"They're just like us!"
My dude, you're not there because someone slapped your name on a marquee and 160,000 people walking by decided to pay $10 for a ticket; the people putting this on are *very much not* like us.
My dude, you're not there because someone slapped your name on a marquee and 160,000 people walking by decided to pay $10 for a ticket; the people putting this on are *very much not* like us.
When I want something cheery and upbeat I just put on some Dance Music.
September 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
When I want something cheery and upbeat I just put on some Dance Music.
They're cruising Sharky's, just waiting for us to return.
September 26, 2025 at 7:16 AM
They're cruising Sharky's, just waiting for us to return.
In a hundred years Bryan Johnson is going to look back on this post and laugh.
September 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
In a hundred years Bryan Johnson is going to look back on this post and laugh.
Like what, exactly?
September 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Like what, exactly?
This is just a gacha game now.
September 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
This is just a gacha game now.
At first I was all, "c'mon, Aaron, it's just food storage containers," but then I took a look around at all our parents' generation has done to the world and, yeah, I'd probably take the Tupperware, too.
August 31, 2025 at 7:23 AM
At first I was all, "c'mon, Aaron, it's just food storage containers," but then I took a look around at all our parents' generation has done to the world and, yeah, I'd probably take the Tupperware, too.
Had me real confused for a while there, wondering what craziness the app my daughter's softball team uses to coordinate was getting up to.
August 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Had me real confused for a while there, wondering what craziness the app my daughter's softball team uses to coordinate was getting up to.
RIP Product 19, you were the best cereal. At least I still have Cracklin' Oat Bran.
August 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
RIP Product 19, you were the best cereal. At least I still have Cracklin' Oat Bran.
Yep. Late in high school I developed an all-caps script modeled after my dad's handwriting because my normal script was so messy.
August 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Yep. Late in high school I developed an all-caps script modeled after my dad's handwriting because my normal script was so messy.
"You know it's actually weird to be talking a lot about that, right?"
August 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
"You know it's actually weird to be talking a lot about that, right?"
Doesn't much surprise me; if you were enough of a sucker to buy one last year you're probably just as likely to buy one this year after your first one failed catastrophically.
July 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Doesn't much surprise me; if you were enough of a sucker to buy one last year you're probably just as likely to buy one this year after your first one failed catastrophically.
I think about these movies a lot especially in the summers, between noting that the sun's as warm as a baked potato and shouting, "Bourbon NOW!"
July 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I think about these movies a lot especially in the summers, between noting that the sun's as warm as a baked potato and shouting, "Bourbon NOW!"
Y'know, I long thought, "Which cannibal movie do we want to watch tonight? Ravenous or The Musical?" was a question solely reserved for my dorm room in the early aughts. I'm glad to see there are others of exquisite taste out there.
July 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Y'know, I long thought, "Which cannibal movie do we want to watch tonight? Ravenous or The Musical?" was a question solely reserved for my dorm room in the early aughts. I'm glad to see there are others of exquisite taste out there.
If I recall correctly (and may be permitted to 'well, ackchyually' for a moment), he bragged on Stern about doing that in the *adult* pageants. It 100% tracks that he'd do that to the underage girls, too, so it's not a meaningful discussion to most, but for the sake of accuracy, bear it in mind.
July 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
If I recall correctly (and may be permitted to 'well, ackchyually' for a moment), he bragged on Stern about doing that in the *adult* pageants. It 100% tracks that he'd do that to the underage girls, too, so it's not a meaningful discussion to most, but for the sake of accuracy, bear it in mind.
Only one was a Defender, and they all had 900+ games played, but somewhere between 400 and 600 fewer games than Ovechkin.
July 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Only one was a Defender, and they all had 900+ games played, but somewhere between 400 and 600 fewer games than Ovechkin.